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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post


    Ragu, no way I'd even contemplate orally pleasing a chick with a butt that huge. As you say, there is no way it can ever be properly cleansed. At least to my standard.
    Or properly de-skin-tagged.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Or properly de-skin-tagged.

    Oh, God. I need a Betadine shower just reading your post.

    (Spoken as you are "down there") "Hey, Honey. When were you eating carob chips? Or is this dried jerky? (Now realizing it's either a smidgen of fecal matter or remnant of coagulated menstrual slough) Ahhhhh!"

    SFX Projectile Vomiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Oh, God. I need a Betadine shower just reading your post.

    (Spoken as you are "down there") "Hey, Honey. When were you eating carob chips? Or is this dried jerky? (Now realizing it's either a smidgen of fecal matter or remnant of coagulated menstrual slough) Ahhhhh!"

    SFX Projectile Vomiting.
    Oh God stop it. Menstrual cycle residue left behind. I'm going to throw up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Oh, God. I need a Betadine shower just reading your post.

    (Spoken as you are "down there") "Hey, Honey. When were you eating carob chips? Or is this dried jerky? (Now realizing it's either a smidgen of fecal matter or remnant of coagulated menstrual slough) Ahhhhh!"

    SFX Projectile Vomiting.
    You could knit a sweater from all the butt-lint and make tassels from the dingleberries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    I often wonder when I see that sort of woman and they usually have those stretch pants on. How bad is the odor? I mean it seems almost impossible to do your basic cleaning of body parts. Im talking about the T Rex type woman I call them that because they always have those little arms immense backsides. Then I usually just stare at the Guy with them. Figuring how messed up is this guys sat night. How drunk does he have to be. Then I feel great.
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post


    Ragu, no way I'd even contemplate orally pleasing a chick with a butt that huge. As you say, there is no way it can ever be properly cleansed. At least to my standard.

    You have to think "out of the box"......... as in Cattle.

    Iffin you were going to, say......bang a cow, you wouldnt hesitate to rope her to a stall, break out the hose and scrub brush and prepare a frothy detergent mixture in a bucket and get to work.

    No reason this couldnt work with the average bovine, nylon-clad lard-pile plodding through the snack aisle at Walmarts FOR THE FIFTH TIME.

    A quick blow with a balpeen should suffice to silence the beast before her snorts of alarm summon shelve-stocking dullards in blue from an adjacent aisle.

    Or so Ive heARD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You have to think "out of the box"......... as in Cattle.

    Iffin you were going to, say......bang a cow, you wouldnt hesitate to rope her to a stall, break out the hose and scrub brush and prepare a frothy detergent mixture in a bucket and get to work.

    No reason this couldnt work with the average bovine, nylon-clad lard-pile plodding through the snack aisle at Walmarts FOR THE FIFTH TIME.

    A quick blow with a balpeen should suffice to silence the beast before her snorts of alarm summon shelve-stocking dullards in blue from an adjacent aisle.

    Or so Ive heARD.
    They'd need to use a cattle prod on me to coax a sexual performance, even after a long soak in sheep dip.

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    You sick basterds! Nothing like the taste of acidic vomit in the morning... thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    You sick basterds! Nothing like the taste of acidic vomit in the morning... thanks!
    Or a twat pH that could melt rocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'd like to see a fight between a legless chimp with brass knuckles and a slow-witted polar bear in a football helmet.
    Enough Tebow already.....

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    Those chimps got nothing on the monkeys at the Philadelphia Zoo this month...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuY33-jJPsk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Or a twat pH that could melt rocks.
    Are we talking about POP-ROCKS?

    Those are yummy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Or a twat pH that could melt rocks.
    good lord don't "cute" that up. uccch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Are we talking about POP-ROCKS?

    Those are yummy!
    GAH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Do you believe that actually happened or it's fake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    Do you believe that actually happened or it's fake?
    No way it CAN'T be real! It was on the internet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    Do you believe that actually happened or it's fake?
    The "Rocky" pose at the end, AND the fact they ran away but the camera stayed put...I have serious doubts. Maybe rubber bullets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    Do you believe that actually happened or it's fake?
    of course its real - haven't you ever seen Trunk Monkey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Is this real? Did the guy really hand him the gun?

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