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    chimp fight

    nothing to do with SAR...


    http://www.break.com/index/insane-chimp-fight-2439840



    1:10 is where the action really starts

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    Meh. Just another day on the Pfail Strip.

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    Well. Guess I won't be needing p0rnhub today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Well. Guess I won't be needing p0rnhub today.
    They still have your photo posted in the guard booth at the Bronx Zoo.

    You are NEVER getting back in there.




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    Reminds me of "Dollar Pitcher" night back in the 70s.

    Seriously, that was a pretty boring chimp fight. I was expecting a gorier event.

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    I hate all monkeys, and Chimps after that Connecticut episode.

    When I was young, I threw up in a zoo's indoor monkey house when I saw a babboon or a gibbons monkey's ass. It was so disgustingly red and raw, and in four section like it had four asses. The sight of it, and the stench of the place got to me and I threw up uncontrollably.

    When recently looking at google images for a monkey photo to post here, I discovered there are no cute monkeys. Only ugly little killing machines that stink.

    Monkeys - wipe 'em all out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I hate all monkeys, and Chimps after that Connecticut episode.

    When I was young, I threw up in a zoo's indoor monkey house when I saw a babboon or a gibbons monkey's ass. It was so disgustingly red and raw, and in four section like it had four asses. The sight of it, and the stench of the place got to me and I threw up uncontrollably.

    When recently looking at google images for a monkey photo to post here, I discovered there are no cute monkeys. Only ugly little killing machines that stink.

    Monkeys - wipe 'em all out.
    Set 'em all loose in a pitch fork factory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Reminds me of "Dollar Pitcher" night back in the 70s.

    Seriously, that was a pretty boring chimp fight. I was expecting a gorier event.

    Have you tried the smoked salmon at the courtesy table? It's Scottish and exceptionally good. Please, make yourself a heaping plate as you exit the thread.

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    I'd like to see a fight between a legless chimp with brass knuckles and a slow-witted polar bear in a football helmet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    Have you tried the smoked salmon at the courtesy table? It's Scottish and exceptionally good. Please, make yourself a heaping plate as you exit the thread.
    LOL! Hey, that's mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I hate all monkeys, and Chimps after that Connecticut episode.

    When I was young, I threw up in a zoo's indoor monkey house when I saw a babboon or a gibbons monkey's ass. It was so disgustingly red and raw, and in four section like it had four asses. The sight of it, and the stench of the place got to me and I threw up uncontrollably.

    When recently looking at google images for a monkey photo to post here, I discovered there are no cute monkeys. Only ugly little killing machines that stink.

    Monkeys - wipe 'em all out.
    Post of week nomination for me. I'm outta here!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I hate all monkeys, and Chimps after that Connecticut episode.

    When I was young, I threw up in a zoo's indoor monkey house when I saw a babboon or a gibbons monkey's ass. It was so disgustingly red and raw, and in four section like it had four asses. The sight of it, and the stench of the place got to me and I threw up uncontrollably.

    When recently looking at google images for a monkey photo to post here, I discovered there are no cute monkeys. Only ugly little killing machines that stink.

    Monkeys - wipe 'em all out.


    words hurt



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    Heyyyyyyyyy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    words hurt


    Looks like Angelina Jolie puckering up to kiss. Erotic yet disgusting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL! Hey, that's mine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Looks like Angelina Jolie puckering up to kiss. Erotic yet disgusting
    Or 3/4 of the women in line at Walmart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Or 3/4 of the women in line at Walmart.
    I often wonder when I see that sort of woman and they usually have those stretch pants on. How bad is the odor? I mean it seems almost impossible to do your basic cleaning of body parts. Im talking about the T Rex type woman I call them that because they always have those little arms immense backsides. Then I usually just stare at the Guy with them. Figuring how messed up is this guys sat night. How drunk does he have to be. Then I feel great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    I often wonder when I see that sort of woman and they usually have those stretch pants on. How bad is the odor? I mean it seems almost impossible to do your basic cleaning of body parts. Im talking about the T Rex type woman I call them that because they always have those little arms immense backsides. Then I usually just stare at the Guy with them. Figuring how messed up is this guys sat night. How drunk does he have to be. Then I feel great.


    Ragu, no way I'd even contemplate orally pleasing a chick with a butt that huge. As you say, there is no way it can ever be properly cleansed. At least to my standard.

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