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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Welcome aboard!
    Don't let the initial waves of inside jokes deter you from hanging around
    Please change your avatar. It scares my children as they walk by. But it doesn't bother them when they walk by and see me admit to cheating on their mother with cheap whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redlichtie View Post
    So

    Never been a 'Hampurite' but having received a most gracious invite in another thread I'm venturing over...

    I thought about sending a mignon on my behalf but decided to see for myself!.what's the deal?...any rules I need to know about?

    Red
    Ahhh, so you got the ole "invite" from an existing hamper member, huh? Hopefully the pages weren't stuck together. In any case, weclome. Just a few questions....

    What color is the robe you wear to parties?

    Do you have any significant human failings or deficiencies to report? (ex. 11 toes, fear of spiders, 1 nut and the like) Note: You must report at least two.

    It's a pretty easy application process once you've gotten the invite. You'll receive a welcome pack in the mail in about 3 weeks which includes your secret decoder ring, a coupon for a free beer at the annual Hamper (Re)union, and directions to your orientation in Philadelphia.

    Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Please change your avatar. It scares my children as they walk by. But it doesn't bother them when they walk by and see me admit to cheating on their mother with cheap whores.


    OH SH!T!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post


    OH SH!T!
    Not being funny but...there seem to be a lot of offensive sig pics around..what do teh modzz get up to round here?

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    Welcome aboard. All the cool kids post pictures of themselves.

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    Yeah. Share your likeness. It's not a bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Ahhh, so you got the ole "invite" from an existing hamper member, huh? Hopefully the pages weren't stuck together. In any case, weclome. Just a few questions....

    What color is the robe you wear to parties?White with cartoon dinosaurs taking an abdomen shot from an angry BMW driver

    Do you have any significant human failings or deficiencies to report? (ex. 11 toes, fear of spiders, 1 nut and the like) Note: You must report at least two. Being Scottish apparently...does that count?...let me get back to you on the other

    It's a pretty easy application process once you've gotten the invite. You'll receive a welcome pack in the mail in about 3 weeks which includes your secret decoder ring, a coupon for a free beer at the annual Hamper (Re)union, and directions to your orientation in Philadelphia.

    Good luck.
    Cheers buddy,appreciate the welcome

    It's clearly a lot more challenging round here and I really gotta up my game...just realised it's easy being clever on the pfail when you're surrounded by doofusses

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    STEP 1:

    List all medical issues.

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    STEP 1:

    List all medical issues.
    Gangrene...that's about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    STEP 1:

    List all medical issues.
    No gout get out
    lol

    Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redlichtie View Post
    Gangrene...that's about it
    COMMON MAN!, Dont be shy.

    Also, are you qualified to give out law, medical, career or romantic advice...or do you NEED law, medical, career or romantic advice.

    And do you love your dog and how is he/she feeling?

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4887442]COMMON MAN!, Dont be shy.

    Also, are you qualified to give out law, medical, career or romantic advice...or do you NEED law, medical, career or romantic advice.

    And do you love your dog and how is he/she feeling?[/QUOT

    Been married for 12 years so in dire need of romantic advice!!

    I'm into pussies personally

  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Welcome aboard!
    Don't let the initial waves of inside jokes deter you from hanging around
    Cheers my good man.Will stick around and hope to add something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redlichtie View Post
    I'm into pussies personally
    Well you're in the right place. There are even a few girls here too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redlichtie View Post
    Not being funny but...there seem to be a lot of offensive sig pics around..what do teh modzz get up to round here?
    are you saying the mods suck?











    (i totally invented that, by the way)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    are you saying the mods suck?











    (i totally invented that, by the way)
    i dont think you did.

  17. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    i dont think you did.

    nobody has time to comb through your 46,000 posts to prove otherwise

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    Are you Italian?

    Cuz I think we reached our quota on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    nobody has time to comb through your 46,000 posts to prove otherwise
    Combing thru them before yesterday would have been MUCH tougher.

    #postcounts

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    I'm the sensitive guy in the group that never gets any appreciation from the rest.

    Tear.

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