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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Stokes would be my choice.

    • Knows his way around a kitchen
    • Has good taste in alcohol
    • Seems to be a sport with a buck

    • Doesn't take up much space
    Winner!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    32g

    -good with mums
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    -can physically ban unwanteds who drop by
    "semi." LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post


    edit: I considered Borgo, but figured he would get arrested/beat up offering all the women in the neighborhood free mustache rides.
    I am not that overt. Oral/coital activities with the neighborhood ladies (19-32 age range) would flourish on their own, without any huckstering from me.
    One sampling of my pear tart and the panties will dampen.

    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    I need 2 members not one. Borgo and Southside. The boy becomes a.......we'd figure it out.
    I start working on the Power Point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I am not that overt. Oral/coital activities with the neighborhood ladies (19-32 age range) would flourish on their own, without any huckstering from me.
    One sampling of my pear tart and the panties will dampen.



    I start working on the Power Point.
    holy **** what happened to your posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    holy **** what happened to your posts
    Forget it. Some chump move to scapegoat me and a few others guys for the Hotties Forum debacle.

    My agent has calls into several sports sites based in Santo Domingo. Keep your ear to the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Forget it. Some chump move to scapegoat me and a few others guys for the Hotties Forum debacle.

    My agent has calls into several sports sites based in Santo Domingo. Keep your ear to the ground.
    Remember that ex asian of mine not the one im engaged too now shes the good one. Well she sent me a random text to "lets just meet in ac this weekend where we met and say good bye to eachother for good our way the hard way". I knw shes living with somebody and she knows im engaged but no contact prior. What do you think i think i owe it to her. Right? Or myself lot of anger there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Remember that ex asian of mine not the one im engaged too now shes the good one. Well she sent me a random text to "lets just meet in ac this weekend where we met and say good bye to eachother for good our way the hard way". I knw shes living with somebody and she knows im engaged but no contact prior. What do you think i think i owe it to her. Right? Or myself lot of anger there.
    TRAP! Don't do it!

    She has crazy-eye doesn't she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    TRAP! Don't do it!

    She has crazy-eye doesn't she?
    Shesa crazy 1. So am i. What made the sex supernatural. Sick degraded unreal. I get goosebumps seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Remember that ex asian of mine not the one im engaged too now shes the good one. Well she sent me a random text to "lets just meet in ac this weekend where we met and say good bye to eachother for good our way the hard way". I knw shes living with somebody and she knows im engaged but no contact prior. What do you think i think i owe it to her. Right? Or myself lot of anger there.
    Stop it. Don't ruin the great situation you have now.

    Look, I'll do you a favor and bang that Asian chick in AC for you. I don't want to, but feel as thought it will be good for your recovery and preserve your upcoming nuptials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Stop it. Don't ruin the great situation you have now.

    Look, I'll do you a favor and bang that Asian chick in AC for you. I don't want to, but feel as thought it will be good for your recovery and preserve your upcoming nuptials.
    Will these lessons be in the powerpoint presentation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Will these lessons be in the powerpoint presentation?
    Anatomically correct sock puppets.

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    I'd pick Mark but he never answers his phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Stop it. Don't ruin the great situation you have now.

    Look, I'll do you a favor and bang that Asian chick in AC for you. I don't want to, but feel as thought it will be good for your recovery and preserve your upcoming nuptials.
    Taking one for the team.....your my hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Shesa crazy 1. So am i. What made the sex supernatural. Sick degraded unreal. I get goosebumps seriously
    I know what you mean... I'm certifiably bat-shlt crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    I'd pick Mark but he never answers his phone.
    He thinks that would prevent you from picking someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Shesa crazy 1. So am i. What made the sex supernatural. Sick degraded unreal. I get goosebumps seriously
    me too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    Taking one for the team.....your my hero.
    I wanna help the kid out.

    Yeah, it will be an inconvenience driving all the way down to AC. Plus, what, I gotta f**k that chick 10-20 times over the weekend? Munch her velvet cake 'till my lips are blue? Ah, that's the kinda friend I am. What can I tell you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I'd say Gata....but the wife wouldn't be too happy about it. Neither would she, come to think of it.
    everybody wins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I wanna help the kid out.

    Yeah, it will be an inconvenience driving all the way down to AC. Plus, what, I gotta f**k that chick 10-20 times over the weekend? Munch her velvet cake 'till my lips are blue? Ah, that's the kinda friend I am. What can I tell you?
    To me its about victory know what i mean. If the cards fall where they fall and thats in a bad place i dont care. Rolling off her pulling up my pants and leaving a c note on the bed for a quick hand of blackjack i'll say as i close the door. Is something That makes me what i am. And without that I am nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    To me its about victory know what i mean. If the cards fall where they fall and thats in a bad place i dont care. Rolling off her pulling up my pants and leaving a c note on the bed for a quick hand of blackjack i'll say as i close the door. Is something That makes me what i am. And without that I am nothing
    But is that "victory" worth losing your current relationship? I would not throw that away, Ragu.

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