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    So, are we all paired off for teh weekend?

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    So, are we all paired off for teh weekend?
    You pulled Things. Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    You pulled Things. Good luck.
    Great. Looks like I'm getting the full Amanda Berry package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Great. Looks like I'm getting the full Amanda Berry package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Great. Looks like I'm getting the full Amanda Berry package.

    does that mean 32 is your Charles Ramsey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    Manish Mehta
    @MMehtaNYDN: anonymous sources reported drunken harassment of ex's friends, projectile vomiting on the bar's dance floor and possible pissing of the pantaloons.
    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    ****ing Pettine. Always leaking ****.
    Excellent, gennelmen. My 3:00pm mirth has been received.


    What a team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Great. Looks like I'm getting the full Amanda Berry package.
    Wrong. She lived. But I'll hang on to you. After.

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    SAR, given all the talk about his BMW and his high falutin Kenmore appliances, he's bound to pick up my monthly mortgage payment as a token of hospitality.



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    Tapatalk sucks f*cking balls.

    Dear asshats. When you say you update allows you to upload photos....it would probably be a good business move to actually allow your product to upload photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Tapatalk sucks f*cking balls.

    Dear asshats. When you say you update allows you to upload photos....it would probably be a good business move to actually allow your product to upload photos.
    You bought the Color package for 4.99? I was leery; now Im really leery

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    You bought the Color package for 4.99? I was leery; now Im really leery
    Be leery. Or Timothy Leary.

    I had a great Hottie Forum-type pic to post. But Tapatalk wouldn't allow it. It appears that only images that contain Trojan viruses are allowed here anymore...via our esteemed advertisers who put up advertisements that no one ever has ever clicked on.


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    Web advertisement is the biggest lie played on people since....



    Timeshares?


    How many people here have actually clicked on one of those stupid advertisements on the JI banner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Web advertisement is the biggest lie played on people since....



    Timeshares?
    timeshares are just about the greatest thing ever.


    why buy a crappy vacation when you can lease a better one for less?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Tapatalk sucks f*cking balls.

    Dear asshats. When you say you update allows you to upload photos....it would probably be a good business move to actually allow your product to upload photos.
    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Be leery. Or Timothy Leary.

    I had a great Hottie Forum-type pic to post. But Tapatalk wouldn't allow it. It appears that only images that contain Trojan viruses are allowed here anymore...via our esteemed advertisers who put up advertisements that no one ever has ever clicked on.

    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Web advertisement is the biggest lie played on people since....



    Timeshares?


    How many people here have actually clicked on one of those stupid advertisements on the JI banner?

    I can just imagine you in your waning days in the ICU;

    "Hospitals are for idiots, man. Who invented these? Big business pumping insurance companies for the last dime. Amirite? SUck it!!!!"

    (nurse adjusts feeding tube, rolls eyes)

    Later:

    "WHo works in a hospital, dude. Losers, thats who. I was a plumber that never plumbed. Beat that. Suck it!!!!"

    (nurse changes diaper, nods head )

    Later:

    "Vent......ven.....venilators...venilators man...sucker bet dude. Cash cow for...the....the....the....sip of water please"

    (nurse gives sip of water)

    Later:

    Boney fist shakes weakly as silent maw gapes and now unseeing eyes... go cloudy and dull.

    (Nurse pulls sheet up over ashen face, then chuckles sadly. "You win, PK....you win". Shakes head, checks watch)


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    Last edited by 32green; 05-09-2013 at 08:16 AM.

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    ^^ hilarious


    but PK won't die in the hospital. he's got that "you'll never get me alive, pigs!!" mentality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post


    he's got that "you'll never get me alive, pigs!!" mentality.
    Thats EXACTLY why he's destined to have his last 400 bowl movements handled by strangers. Its called Irony.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Thats EXACTLY why he's destined to have his last 400 bowl movements handled by strangers. Its called Irony.


    My luck, I'll be the volunteer home care giver with that "duty". It'll be part of my family's attempt to "keep grandpa active in the community".

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    No way he goes like that.

    It'll be driving a pickup, crashing through some fundamentalist Christian's house, with a beer in one hand, and yelling "SCIENCE, B1tches!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    No way he goes like that.

    It'll be driving a pickup, crashing through some fundamentalist Christian's house, with a beer in one hand, and yelling "SCIENCE, B1tches!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
    Yeah, this is pretty much how I see it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    No way he goes like that.

    It'll be driving a pickup, crashing through some fundamentalist Christian's house, with a beer in one hand, and yelling "SCIENCE, B1tches!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
    Lol

    Possibly

    I dunno....I think when he finally gets his "death sentence", he'll start pleading with "the white magician in the sky" like Gene Wilder pleaded with Terri Garr and Cloris Leachman when they locked him in with the monster.




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