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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Every now and then one must fall on their sword for the good of the Hampur. This thread was an example.





    Aye, today was the perfect example.
    It was a total cluster**** with the weather and what not, and I have other tales to add to this thread, but Im too drunk to go into it now.






    Before the inmates overran the asylum, I cherry-picked my favorite beers, and stuck them in the opaque crisper drawer; no one ever looks in there.

    Needless to say my other two Kolschs are in there; time to kick back with some Skyrim and zero responsibilities tomorrow.




    I used to drink beer.....but then I took an arrow to the knee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    "Sausage & paupers." So simple, so hilarious.
    Yeah, it was too easy not to add.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    You appear to have the soft and supple hands of the aristocracy.

    Almost womanly hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    You appear to have the soft and supple hands of the aristocracy.

    Almost womanly hands.
    That's his non-fap hand. The fap hand is calloused like like that of a 70 year old, migrant farm worker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Yeah, it was too easy not to add.
    Only for a comedic genius such as yourself. Well done, as always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    You appear to have the soft and supple hands of the aristocracy.

    Almost womanly hands.
    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    That's his non-fap hand. The fap hand is calloused like like that of a 70 year old, migrant farm worker.
    I hand model on the side, but only the left hand, aka 'the stranger' hand.
    My portfolio usually shows me hold beers....or sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I hand model on the side, but only the left hand, aka 'the stranger' hand.
    My portfolio usually shows me hold beers....or sausage.
    Please post a picture of you holding your sausage in front of the Kenmore.

    You know, for SARs pleasure....

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    I buy fresh Kielbasi and fresrh polish sausage and fresh Italian sausage from the Polish store in Warwick NY. I grill all until done and then cool them down for about 1/2 hour. Cut at a bias when cool about 3/8 inch slices and put aside.

    Cut a ton of onions and fry in a small amount of oil until translucent. Do the same with a few peppers, and yellow squash fresh from the garden.

    Mix sliced meat with vegtables and add paprika and cayene pepper, salt and pepper. I add about a cup of tomato sauce to my taste and let it mix together in the crock pot for an hour or so.

    Make batches in gallon plastic bags to freeze and enjoy year round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post

    this picture is so clear and vivid i actually tried to teabag it. faced monitor toward the ceiling.
    Last edited by Timmy®; 05-14-2013 at 08:46 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    That's his non-fap hand. The fap hand is calloused like like that of a 70 year old, migrant farm worker.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I hand model on the side, but only the left hand, aka 'the stranger' hand.
    My portfolio usually shows me hold beers....or sausage.
    Thank you for the continent-LOL breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    I worked in an Italian pork store for 10 years as a young kid from 12 to 22. This is how we did it. EXCEPT...we boiled the sausage for a few minutes, to cook it through. THEN browned it in a skillet with the peppers and onions with a little oil and some spices. THEN..into the pot to simmer.

    Sounds like the difference is commercially,mew were cooking 25 to 50 lbs worth so the slower simmer wasn't as efficient.
    So how old were you when you learned to pull the pork

    from the skillet

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    lol @ Sgt Pauper's Kenmore Band

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    we've heard very little about the actual party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    we've heard very little about the actual party
    Sounds like it was a sausage fest...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    we've heard very little about the actual party
    Everybody died of food poisoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Everybody died of food poisoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    2011 called, it wants it's interwebz comedy platform back.

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    Looks like Crossfire has nothing to worry about. Maybe he'll give you lessons.

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    Shlt... I haven't laughed as hard in a while! My friggin throat hurts!

    The Pizza clerk... head shape... hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
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    ...Fish's wife quietly weeping at a table piled high with peppers no one will ever eat.






    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    2011 called, it wants it's interwebz comedy platform back.
    Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!





















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    Last edited by jetstream23; 05-15-2013 at 01:27 AM.

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