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    Colliding Worlds: Hampur ---> Real Life

    Am I the only one this is happening to?

    Lately, I've been putting lol, rofl, even GTFO in emails. I've made assclownery and dooshbaggery common business terms for incompetence.

    Just yesterday, I received an email stating that someone tried an SQL injection attack on our external website. It failed, but I still had to be notified. The email mentioned where the attempt came from: France. I was surprised it didn't come from China, because they just won't leave us alone. Here's my reply:

    From France?!
    When they realized it wasn't working, did they give up?

    Only one recipient saw the humor of a guy with a German last name sending this email. Still, this place is becoming viral in nature, infecting the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Am I the only one this is happening to?

    Lately, I've been putting lol, rofl, even GTFO in emails. I've made assclownery and dooshbaggery common business terms for incompetence.

    Just yesterday, I received an email stating that someone tried an SQL injection attack on our external website. It failed, but I still had to be notified. The email mentioned where the attempt came from: France. I was surprised it didn't come from China, because they just won't leave us alone. Here's my reply:

    From France?!
    When they realized it wasn't working, did they give up?

    Only one recipient saw the humor of a guy with a German last name sending this email. Still, this place is becoming viral in nature, infecting the real world.
    I even use dooshbagery in normal conversation. It is a great word.

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    Not gonna lie, I expected this to be better.

    Maybe even involving an arrest, or at the very least severe disorienting confusion.

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    I use the word "southsided" at least twice a day in real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Not gonna lie, I expected this to be better.

    Maybe even involving an arrest, or at the very least severe disorienting confusion.
    At work? Where the hell do you work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    At work? Where the hell do you work?
    Well, based on the thread title it said "Real Life"... and I get the feeling HH's real life can get prrrretty crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    ...someone tried an SQL injection attack on our external ...
    last time I tried that i got slapped























    lolgfymofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    last time I tried that i got slapped























    lolgfymofo
    you work with Hitman? I hear he's looking for some excitement....

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    Colliding worlds my arse, with or without the Hampur you would have made that joke.

    Knowing me just makes you feel awful about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Am I the only one this is happening to?

    Lately, I've been putting lol, rofl, even GTFO in emails. I've made assclownery and dooshbaggery common business terms for incompetence.

    Just yesterday, I received an email stating that someone tried an SQL injection attack on our external website. It failed, but I still had to be notified. The email mentioned where the attempt came from: France. I was surprised it didn't come from China, because they just won't leave us alone. Here's my reply:

    From France?!
    When they realized it wasn't working, did they give up?

    Only one recipient saw the humor of a guy with a German last name sending this email. Still, this place is becoming viral in nature, infecting the real world.
    Sounds very French.

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    I was standing at the Craps table at the Bellagio on a crowded Saturday night last year when I heard someone passing by behind me yell "shakin38teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen." Have no idea who it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Colliding worlds my arse, with or without the Hampur you would have made that joke.

    Knowing me just makes you feel awful about it.
    yes - awful.

    but I was really surprised because I didn't think your people were into hacking....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Not gonna lie, I expected this to be better.

    Maybe even involving an arrest, or at the very least severe disorienting confusion.
    Almost like it's a tease.

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