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    Anyone here ever eat blood clams?

    A girl that I work with invited me out to dinner next week. Here's the problem. She tells me that we can share a dozen blood clams as an appetizer. I agreed...then did the Google. Then I almost hurled.
    Anyone ever eat these things? Did you just close your eyes and dive right in? Per the article, they have a little hair on 'em. Like a bearded clam. Experiences?
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/11/di...look.html?_r=0

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    I've eaten a few bloody clams but never a blood clam...

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    Never had blood clams, but I would not eat them on your date unless:

    1. She is very hot;
    2. You think you have a realistic chance with her; and
    3. She eats them first.

    If all 3 conditions are met, then suck it up and dig in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFCEastFan View Post
    Never had blood clams, but I would not eat them on your date unless:

    1. She is very hot;
    2. You think you have a realistic chance with her; and
    3. She eats them first.

    If all 3 conditions are met, then suck it up and dig in.
    You read my mind. I was going to ask those exact same questions but I was too lazy. The hotter she is the more I'm willing to do.

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    Just tell her you don't believe in appetizers

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    Whats so gross? Theyre clams!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFCEastFan View Post
    Never had blood clams, but I would not eat them on your date unless:

    1. She is very hot;
    2. You think you have a realistic chance with her; and
    3. She eats them first.

    If all 3 conditions are met, then suck it up and dig in.
    Wisdom right here.

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    This is her test to see if you are desperate or not.

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    Don't go out with someone you work with.

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    I thought you meant you were dining at Aunt Flo's.

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    Things could be worse OP. You could have taken this chick to lunch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BX Jet Fan View Post
    Things could be worse OP. You could have taken this chick to lunch.

    I'm oddly turned on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    See? That's some nasty Isht. To answer some of the earlier questions. She is slightly above average. Think about a 7 on the scale. At one point she was an upper 8. The past couple of years have been rough on her. In horse racing terms, she is fading at the top of the stretch. However, I could still ride that like Seattle Slew...
    The question is...can I eat this crap and not hurl on her later on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    See? That's some nasty Isht. To answer some of the earlier questions. She is slightly above average. Think about a 7 on the scale. At one point she was an upper 8. The past couple of years have been rough on her. In horse racing terms, she is fading at the top of the stretch. However, I could still ride that like Seattle Slew...
    The question is...can I eat this crap and not hurl on her later on?
    Too big a risk, IMO. I think 8+ or 9 is the floor before you start eating that kind of nastiness voluntarily. If the last couple of years have been rough on her, eating a plateful of foul clams is certainly not going to help her -- or you. Tell her you just had some bad experience recently with some other kind of nasty seafood (say, sea urchin) and that you need to stay in the mainstream awhile until your stomach settles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    The past couple of years have been rough on her.

    Sounds like you will and should do a bunch of shots to loosen up.



    The question is...can I eat this crap and not hurl on her later on?
    doubtful.


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    Tell her that agreeing on what you're going to eat a week beforehand is stupid. Or just pick another restaurant and tell her that you are tired of eating bloody clams all the time. You need to be calling the shots here. Doesn't matter if she is a 2 or a 10

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    Any broad who is thinking about what she's going to be eating a week from now is on the fast track to 300lbs+. If she's not already there.

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