Also how was he going to dribble the ball through the Panama Canal?
Based on the picture, looks like he was going to carry it - which is complete bullsh!t BTW. Wasn't the plan to "dribble the ball to Brazil?" not "Carry the ball and occasionally kick it when I'm bored". Defeats the whole purpose - you can't use your hands in soccer. He couldn't even be bothered to kick the ball during the photo op.