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Thread: Naked Co-ed Mountain Climbing

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    Naked Co-ed Mountain Climbing

    Collegian, 21, Is Rescued Off Colorado Mountain After Getting High On Mushrooms, Stripping Off Her Clothes

    Meet Taylor Powers.



    The college student, 21, had to be rescued yesterday afternoon off a Colorado mountain after she ingested mushrooms, stripped off her clothes, and scuffled with two classmates with whom she had been hiking.

    After receiving a 911 call that a female hiker was “high on mushrooms and in distress,” Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputies and other assorted rescue personnel (35 in total) responded to Chautauqua Park.

    Powers, seen above, was located by a park ranger who discovered that the University of Colorado undergrad had “removed all of her clothing and was being restrained” by two male companions. Rescuers had to handcuff the unruly Powers, who struggled as she was placed in a rescue basket.

    Cited for unlawful consumption of a controlled substance, Powers was transported to a Boulder hospital, where she was treated and released last night. “Further charges are pending against others involved,” deputies reported.

    Powers, a communications major, has not commented on her weekend adventure on her Facebook page (which includes hiking and skiing photos).

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    Wife material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Wife material.
    What? She didn't bring the mushrooms. Pass.

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    After receiving a 911 call that a female hiker was “high on mushrooms and in distress,” Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputies and other assorted rescue personnel (35 in total) responded to Chautauqua Park.
    lol

    And another 450 area personnel including fire, police, postal workers, and even sanitation workers from throughout Colorado immediately stopped what they were doing and came to offer assistance.

    God bless our first responders!

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    What happens if you are restraining a naked person (for legit reasons) and it accidentally slips in?

    Can I get a ruling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    What happens if you are restraining a naked person (for legit reasons) and it accidentally slips in?

    Can I get a ruling?

    It only matters if they notice. You're good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    What happens if you are restraining a naked person (for legit reasons) and it accidentally slips in?

    Can I get a ruling?
    Wouldn't you need to be naked as well for that to happen?

    Even so...incidental contact, no penalty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Express View Post
    Wouldn't you need to be naked as well for that to happen?

    Even so...incidental contact, no penalty.
    Yeah, but can you count for your list?

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    Two male companions. Hmmmmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    What happens if you are restraining a naked person (for legit reasons) and it accidentally slips in?

    Can I get a ruling?
    Iffin' she was wearing a merkin, it means she wasn't really nude, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Two male companions. Hmmmmm...
    common - those are just the ones with the restraints; she had dozens of "companions" on the scene.

    Uniforms...she likes uniforms. That's it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    common - those are just the ones with the restraints; she had dozens of "companions" on the scene.

    Uniforms...she likes uniforms. That's it.
    Must be quite a chasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Yeah, but can you count for your list?
    Absolutely.

    If I excluded incidental contact with naked shrooming female mountain climbers, I'd still be a virgin.

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    I just looked at the woman's image again. She has the "crazy eyes". Once in the mood, that chick will ride you like a bucking bronco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I just looked at the woman's image again. She has the "crazy eyes". Once in the mood, that chick will ride you like a bucking bronco.
    Then she'd be at your door Jodi Arias style the first time you say "Nah, I'm going out for a beer with the guys tonight."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Then she'd be at your door Jodi Arias style the first time you say "Nah, I'm going out for a beer with the guys tonight."
    Good luck to her finding the address of my alias, "Dick Gazigna".

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    Trippin her tiities off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Trippin her tiities off.
    I wanna drink a chilled rosé off of 'em. From a vintage wineskin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I wanna drink a chilled rosé off of 'em. From a vintage wineskin.
    I'd like to give her a stem whilst I suck on her caps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    I'd like to give her a stem whilst I suck on her caps.
    Seems like a well thought out approach. Godspeed.

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