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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Good luck to her finding the address of my alias, "Dick Gazigna".
    Very close to my alias, "Richard Long".

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    This thread title had such promise, and then.... baby girl couldn't handle her fungus. Probably insisted she ate as much as anyone.

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    She's tripping balls in that pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    lol

    And another 450 area personnel including fire, police, postal workers, and even sanitation workers from throughout Colorado immediately stopped what they were doing and came to offer assistance.

    God bless our first responders!
    HEROES!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I just looked at the woman's image again. She has the "crazy eyes". Once in the mood, that chick will ride you like a bucking bronco.
    As a self-proclaimed expert on the crazy-eye... I did a close examination on her, as it immediately stood out.

    At this time I believe she's got more of the tripping the merkin off, more than the solid crazy-eye, but I wouldn't rule it out.

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    Just the word Merkin brings me joy. I mean, I like a beardless clam, but hey, that's where a Merkin comes in.

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    Not a single southside joke about her going up the mountain with a "companion"... the hampur doth disappoint.

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    Your at college. You and your friend convince the crazy chick down the hall to go on a "nature hike" with you. She gladly consumes some shrooms. Shortly thereafter, she disrobes. How does this not end gloriously with you and your buddy sharing a legendary day?

    Another thing -- these guys could not restrain a naked girl and had to call for back-up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    What happens if you are restraining a naked person (for legit reasons) and it accidentally slips in?

    Can I get a ruling?
    if it slips, you must acquit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    What happens if you are restraining a naked person (for legit reasons) and it accidentally slips in?

    Can I get a ruling?
    twenty dollar fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    What? She didn't bring the mushrooms.
    got them from other hikers

    this chick, FF2 = legendary bogarts

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    Quote Originally Posted by SONNY WERBLIN View Post
    Your at college. You and your friend convince the crazy chick down the hall to go on a "nature hike" with you. She gladly consumes some shrooms. Shortly thereafter, she disrobes. How does this not end gloriously with you and your buddy sharing a legendary day?

    Another thing -- these guys could not restrain a naked girl and had to call for back-up?
    Art history or dance majors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    got them from other hikers

    this chick, FF2 = legendary bogarts
    No surprise there. That chick looks like a glass of sangria could bring out her inner beelzebub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    No surprise there. That chick looks like a glass of sangria could bring out her inner beelzebub.
    That's GOOD, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    That's GOOD, right?
    say wot amigo? Invite Satan to teh fiesta??


    I don't always have crazy friends over for dinner, but when I do, they have already passed the sangria test.

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