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    You'll shoot your eye out!

    No Red Ryder for this kid...

    http://www.11alive.com/news/article/...s-and-testicle




    PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

    It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.

    Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.

    Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.

    Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.

    While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.
    Last edited by frostlich; 05-24-2013 at 04:47 PM.

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    Nothing like getting baked and then shooting off your own penis. Good times.

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    I hate when that happens.

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    Don't doctors have confidentiality obligations/HIPAA, all of this. "Doctor says he shot his penis and left testicle"...wtf??

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    lol.

    Oh Florida.

    Endless source of silly news stories. You, Ohio and Texas.

    OTF.

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    Is that a 3 series behind him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Is that a 3 series behind him?
    Looks like it.

    Also looks like he stole one of Tom Brady's or Sanchez's headbands. Must be a thing with teh childrenz

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    Just following after Plaxico and he missed.....or did Plax miss?

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