Middle-aged, black(?) male, utilizes a "hair system" and odd words such as "iffin" and "mebbe." Has been known to have difficulties with larger species of North American procyonidae, common grasses found in the northeast portions of the United States and wheeled, gastropod types of tourists. Other pertinent traits are poor gym apparel as well as odd fascinations with cursory rock band members and scissors.
Approach with caution as he :usedtobeacop: and is :nowacaneshaker:.