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    New Arrested Development Episodes

    Thoughts?

    I'm only 5 episodes in but pretty disappointed so far. Feels like a completely different show.

    Also, wtf happened to Portia De Rossi's face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post

    Also, wtf happened to Portia De Rossi's face?
    Ellen DeGeneres' chooch.

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    I've watched 3 episodes and am very meh about it so far.

    And Portia De Rossi might not look like Lindsay Funke any longer, but I'd still put it up her butt.


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    Slow start but the episodes get better as you go. Watched the Tobias episode last night and it had me rolling on the floor. Glad to see Cross and his character getting a nu start.

    And yes, Portia's face is extremely distracting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Ellen DeGeneres' chooch.
    Yeah. Recently, in an interview with Katie Couric via Skype, Ellen mentioned being diagnosed with excessive acid levels in her vaginal secretions.
    Supposedly, it's a trait she inherited from her father's side of the family. They were coal miners, who received above-normal exposure to the chemicals
    inherent in the fossilized carbon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I've watched 3 episodes and am very meh about it so far.

    And Portia De Rossi might not look like Lindsay Funke any longer, but I'd still put it up her butt.

    Wow, she looks like a completely different person.

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    It picks up steam as it goes on. Also, it takes awhile to get how each episode is focused on a single individual.

    LOL at Tobias going for an acting class at what he thinks is the "Method One Clinic" or his A New Start vanity license plate spelled "anustart."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Wow, she looks like a completely different person.
    If you want to see Portia in her naturally gorgeous state, go look up shots of her from 1994's Sirens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Wow, she looks like a completely different person.
    Same with this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    If you want to see Portia in her naturally gorgeous state, go look up shots of her from 1994's Sirens.
    Or from Ally McBeal (yech at me for typing that...or knowing that.)

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    adding to the what happened to their face updates... is it just me or did that chick that plays maebye get hit in the face with freckle bomb???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I've watched 3 episodes and am very meh about it so far.

    And Portia De Rossi might not look like Lindsay Funke any longer, but I'd still put it up her butt.

    wtf


    Part of Portia De Rossi's allure is that she looks like Portia....not like this...impostor body-snatcher type Stepford wife fembot....

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