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    Reality sucks

    Just been on a stag doo to Benidorm, booze, pu5sy on tap, drugs, sun, crawling with beautiful women etc.

    Had the time of our lives, now it's back to marriage and paying bills, reality is really hitting home and I ain't coping well.

    Just thought I would get it off my chest with some fellow jet fans.

    This should explain all, full of p1ssed up Brits, come join us my American friends.
    http://youtu.be/Ox7CCsf6goY
    Last edited by Harrier; 05-31-2013 at 05:25 PM. Reason: M

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harrier View Post
    Just been on a stag doo to Benidorm, booze, ***** on tap, drugs, sun, crawling with beautiful wonan etc.

    Had the time of our lives, now it's back to marriage and paying bills, reality is really hitting home and I ain't coping well.

    Just thought I would get it off my chest with some fellow jet fans.
    dude, come back to YDKF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harrier View Post
    ***** on tap,
    stumped

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    stumped
    Nazi teapots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    stumped

    I think he said *****...wait...yup.

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    ugly wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    stumped
    urine

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    I imagine "stag doo" is Limey for "bachelor party."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    ugly wife?
    Doh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    His wife is so ugly the ugly stick gets beat with her.
    Just noticed your status. LOL!! Well done, muchacho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I imagine "stag doo" is Limey for "bachelor party."
    tea and male strippers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    dude, come back to YDKF.
    How did ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I imagine "stag doo" is Limey for "bachelor party."
    Correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    His wife is so ugly the ugly stick gets beat with her.
    Ha ha, yeah man her sour face drives me mad.

    Filled my boots with some fine ass chicks though to compensate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    stumped
    Woman on tap, use your imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    tea and male strippers?
    You speaking from experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harrier View Post
    Casisdead... Nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    His wife is so ugly the ugly stick gets beat with her.
    Idk, prime opportunity to come home and wreck the wife?

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