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    Wasted lawyer curse cops, throws panties at them, yells sex commands!



    Drunken Brooklyn lawyer tossed her panties at cops during berserk rant: police

    By NATASHA VELEZ, REUVEN FENTON and ELIZABETH HAGEN
    Last Updated: 8:26 AM, June 3, 2013
    Posted: 1:23 AM, June 3, 2013



    A boozy Brooklyn lawyer tried to skip out on a $6 taxi fare — then was busted after stripping off her panties and tossing them at cops while screaming profanities, police said.

    Cops they found a very drunk Stephanie Hendricks, 39 — who has clerked for an Oregon Supreme Court justice and served as a Blackmun Fellow — in front of a Williamsburg deli after she bolted from a yellow cab at around 2:30 a.m. Saturday.

    The bawdy barrister, who lives with her churchgoing mom in Flatlands, pulled off her panties, showed cops her lady parts, then lunged at them and yelled, “Suck my p---y,’’ and, “Eat my ass, you f--king pigs!” police said.
    SOBERED UP:A contrite Stephanie Hendricks yesterday says she doesn’t remember what she told cops in a drunken rage on Saturday.
    Benny J. Stumbo
    SOBERED UP:A contrite Stephanie Hendricks yesterday says she doesn’t remember what she told cops in a drunken rage on Saturday.

    “Normally we don’t see people cursing a police officer,” deli owner Mohammad Rahman, 54, told The Post. “But then she opened her clothes in front of the police officer, in front of us. She looked crazy,”

    “She . . . showed everything to the cop . . . She had no panties.

    “The cops were saying, ‘Calm down, lady. Calm down. Be cool,’ ” Rahman said.

    The incident was captured on the deli’s surveillance video, which shows Hendricks charging out of the shop, her butt exposed, and lunging at officers.

    The lawyer, who runs a small private practice in Downtown Brooklyn, was slapped with a slew of charges, including theft of services, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and exposure.

    “My boyfriend broke up with me,” an embarrassed Hendricks explained yesterday to The Post. “I went out. I got drunk. I had a bad night.

    “It was obviously an altercation, but I have no recollection from a certain point in the evening.

    “Everyone was in a festive mood,” she said. “Things were flowing. Then things got out of control. I was wasted — all caps bold. You couldn’t get bigger, all caps bold, wasted.”

    She said she regrets her behavior and tried to apologize to police yesterday.

    She worries that her sloppy antics will sink her career.

    “I’m a sole practitioner,” Hendricks said, sobbing. “I solicit business from the public.”

    Two of her clients were befuddled by the wacky incident.

    “Wow, that’s an absolutely bizarre story to hear,” one said, while another added, “I’m completely shocked and appalled to hear this because that doesn’t sound like her in the least.”

    The client described Hendricks as a hardworking professional whom she has recommended to many business colleagues.

    According to Hendricks’ Web site, she has given legal talks at several New York State Bar Association conferences and served on their committees.

    “Everybody has something like this happened to them,” the lawyer reasoned, “Life will go on. I will survive.”


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    If Michael Douglas got cancer from oral sex imagine what those panties would give you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    If Michael Douglas got cancer from oral sex imagine what those panties would give you

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    if you gotta go, "death-by-catherine-zeta-jones" is the way to go.
    Not by Stephanie Hendricks

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post

    “Everybody has something like this happened to them,” the lawyer reasoned, “Life will go on. I will survive.”

    Its true. This is a pretty standard Wednesday for Ragu, back in the day.

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    Talking I think i know why

    Her boyfriend broke up with her. She should definitely give up drinking and find a guy that can screw her or as she likes it "eat my p@ssy" in the middle of the day." Maybe during lunch. I'm sure she'll be seeing new male clients looking for a good time.

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    Must take a lot of booze to get that hippo going.

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    Was thinking "that's hot"



    Until I got to the end and saw the picture....

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    I agree, Brooklyn Jet.

    Reading just the story, the vision we have is of some hot-looking woman......and then reality hits us like a HHH sledgehammer when we see the picture. Ultimate Buzz-killer right there.

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    “Everybody has something like this happened to them,” the lawyer reasoned, “Life will go on. I will survive
    Huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    If Michael Douglas got cancer from oral sex imagine what those panties would give you

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    ZAMMM

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    If Michael Douglas got cancer from oral sex imagine what those panties would give you
    a hammock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    a hammock?
    LMFAO!!! HAHAHA!

    And the end of that story made me gag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    a hammock?
    lmao great answer


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    Was thinking "that's hot"



    Until I got to the end and saw the picture....
    Quote Originally Posted by Vin View Post
    I agree, Brooklyn Jet.

    Reading just the story, the vision we have is of some hot-looking woman......and then reality hits us like a HHH sledgehammer when we see the picture. Ultimate Buzz-killer right there.
    +1

    This is a rare instance when a thread is better without pics.

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