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Thread: Michael Douglas claims cancer caused by oral sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    "You can't get cancer from nice, firm handshakes and respectful half-hugs."

    -- southside
    I pee'd a little....



























































    ok....a lot....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    "You can't get cancer from nice, firm handshakes and respectful half-hugs."

    -- southside

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    I didn't know CZJ was bipolar. Must be amazing in the sack. Definitely worth a round of chemo.
    +1. Wisest poster on this board. NO CONTEST.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBlairThomasFumble View Post
    +1. Wisest poster on this board. NO CONTEST.
    She seems too classy to have a std. Bet Douglas caught it from some high priced model/hooker from Hollywood, or Sharon stone from a scene in basic instinct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleansweep2013 View Post
    She seems too classy to have a std. Bet Douglas caught it from some high priced model/hooker from Hollywood, or Sharon stone from a scene in basic instinct
    According to the CDC, essentially all sexually active adults will contract at least one strain of HPV in their lifetime. It's the sexual version of catching a cold.

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    Maybe he got cancer from a Taco Bell taco?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Maybe he got cancer from a Taco Bell taco?

    damn you and your earlier post

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post

    damn you and your earlier post
    : POOF:

    ...and I vanish...




    (What maroon says that?)

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    On a personal note I am left wondering what the over/under is on the amount of cumulative tonguage that will get a bloke into trouble?

    Joe Jackson nailed it
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Everything
    Everything gives you cancer
    Everything
    Everything gives you cancer
    There's no cure, there's no answer
    Everything gives you cancer

    Don't touch that dial
    Don't try to smile
    Just take this pill
    It's in your file

    Don't work hard
    Don't play hard
    Don't plan for the graveyard
    Remember -

    Everything
    Everything gives you cancer
    Everything
    Everything gives you cancer
    There's no cure, there's no answer
    Everything gives you cancer

    Don't work by night
    Don't play by day
    You'll feel all right
    But you will pay


    No caffeine
    No protein
    No booze or
    Nicotine
    Remember

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    This guy is screwed.



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