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    Jets/Giants territory filled with Pats fans

    I'm standing at a newstand spot in Greenwich, CT on the CT/NY border when an old guy wearing a U of Rhode Island hat walks by to exit. Another old guy walking in asks if the guy went to URI. The guy says no, his kid goes there now. They then proceed to stand by the door behind me talking about URI sports for the next five minutes while I'm trying to browse my Economist.

    Here's where it gets ugly. One of them starts talking about Brady. All of a sudden, they are both in full blown deep-throat mode regarding Brady and the Pats. Now I can't leave. I want to see who jizzes first.

    I'll keep you updated.

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    Now they're talking about Brady's body. No joke. Talking about that famous pre-draft picture.

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    "Brady does everything"

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    No Hat: "Patriots only mistake over the past 10 years was letting Welker go."

    URI Hat: "It's the Patriots way!!"

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    "That Drew Stanton played more games than Brady did at Michigan!"

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    Hat: "I thought it was another Drew"

    No hat: "It was a Drew Henderson"

    Hat: "Yea!" "No wait"

    Both: "HENSON!!!" laughing ensues...

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    "I tell you that Drew Bledsoe was a heck of a QB. If it weren't for him getting hurt, Brady wouldn't have gotten a shot!"

    Thank you Captain Obvious.

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    Why are they still here?

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    "Big game tomorrow afternoon!"

    "I think it's a sunday night game"

    "Yea! Manning and Brady. I tell you what, we could really use Hernandez"

    "That guy was a goooood player for us!"

    "It's a shame what happened. Without him and Welker, it was tough. Brady in the beginning of the year was always furious at those young kids.

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    Why am I still here??!?

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    Dump
    Ban
    Rape
    Pillage

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    White people problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    White people problems.
    I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was you.


    Or both.

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    The Economist?
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 11-23-2013 at 03:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    The Economist?
    THAT is what I thought. he was reading Penthouse forum. He was trying to impress us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    THAT is what I thought. he was reading Penthouse forum. He was trying to impress us.
    If I wanted to impress the goobers in the Hampur, I'd have gone with Maxim or Bon Appétit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenwichjetfan View Post
    If I wanted to impress the goobers in the Hampur, I'd have gone with Maxim or Bon Appétit.
    Right....most JETS fans don't know what the economist is. LOL. I think that most of the country thinks we are a bunch of guys who encourage our girlfriends to participate in the SHOWVUS YOUR TLTS area in the old stadium.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    Right....most JETS fans don't know what the economist is. LOL. I think that most of the country thinks we are a bunch of guys who encourage our girlfriends to participate in the SHOWVUS YOUR RCDNG HRLINE area in the old stadium.
    Fixed...

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    I think the OP has a future career in court stenography.

    Doesn't even need to take the course.

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    Wicked pissah?

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