First of all, wipes?
The work bathroom with their industrial strength terlets is one of your few opportunities you have to use as much TP as you want without causing major cloggage. Use the flushing power to your advantage.
You should bring in some powdered sugar and sprinkle some on the floor at some point.
If there is a coke fiend in your office, it probably won't stay there long until
( :shudder: )
someone tastes it to see if it really is blow.