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    The only thing that always comes with me is the phone.

    My nose cone of the poop log eases silently into the pool, and leaves no residue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I say tell him you suspect a terrorist spreading anthrax

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    As this is a govt job, your suggestion could spiral out of control, and result in lifelong IRS audits for the dolt.


    I've now forgotten what my objection was to your idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    The only thing that always comes with me is the phone.

    My nose cone of the poop log eases silently into the pool, and leaves no residue.


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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post

    I tell him its probably a bag of cocaine, and that I've seen a white powdery substance on the floor once or twice. I say I have no idea who it is, but that he should look for someone who looks messed up after lunch every day.
    Put a zip lock bag full of baking soda in his mail box. Tape this note that you printed out - and don't get fingerprints on it.

    Hey

    I know you know I've been partying in the bathroom, here's a little something for keeping your mouth shut. Have a good time.

    PS. I always knew you were a partying motherf*cker.

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    "...will get to the bottom of it".

    I saw what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Put a zip lock bag full of baking soda in his mail box. Tape this note that you printed out - and don't get fingerprints on it.

    Hey

    I know you know I've been partying in the bathroom, here's a little something for keeping your mouth shut. Have a good time.

    PS. I always knew you were a partying motherf*cker.
    You are so the man

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    Prep-H wipes with aloe, topnotch!!

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