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    Giant Nose Hair

    Whats the longest nose hair ypu ever grew?. Ive been growing *some amazing ones lately. *Really long and spikey too. Like stalagtites. I bet I could stab somebody with one of these. *If I was younger Id be embarrassed probably.
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    31 feet, 4 inches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Whats the longest nose hair ypu ever grew?. Ive been growing *some amazing ones lately. *Really long and spikey too. Like stalagtites. I bet I could stab somebody with one of these. *If I was younger Id be embarrassed probably but Im married so I dont give a ****.
    You should keep growing them long enough to withstand the width of your body... like Bushy.

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    Is thread for nose hair only, or is okay to discuss all pubes in general? I'm asking for a friend.

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    wait until you get older. I have to harvest mine weekly. My nose looks like Chris Cornell's hair circa 91'

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Whats the longest nose hair ypu ever grew?. Ive been growing *some amazing ones lately. *Really long and spikey too. Like stalagtites. I bet I could stab somebody with one of these. *If I was younger Id be embarrassed probably but Im married so I dont give a ****.

    If I recall correctly, didn't you also start the 'ear puberty' thread?

    Regardless, no one wants to see wire bristles jutting out of your schnozz. Plus those things hoard boogers, get rid of 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John McClane View Post
    Is thread for nose hair only, or is okay to discuss all pubes in general? I'm asking for a friend.
    A nose hair is a pube?


    In any case....1 ft. 3 inches.

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    my chest hair has grown into the shape of a phoenix.

    I'm waiting for the right amount of cocaine to show up...so i can light it on fire, and release it into the northern skies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    If I recall correctly, didn't you also start the 'ear puberty' thread?
    I did. Warfish was all over that thread like stink on a monkey. As I recall his posts were something like "blah, blah, blah, Celtic pride, blah, blah, the Great War, blah, blah, pale hairy redheads, blah blah Winston Churchill blah blah calories in boogernuggets on an all wheat diet, blah blah butt sweat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Whats the longest nose hair ypu ever grew?. Ive been growing *some amazing ones lately. *Really long and spikey too. Like stalagtites. I bet I could stab somebody with one of these. *If I was younger Id be embarrassed probably but Im married so I dont give a ****.
    Mods: Please merge this thread with "I apologize to the Jews".

    And even small noses have hair. Giant nose hair indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    A nose hair is a pube?


    In any case....1 ft. 3 inches.
    If you are growin' 'em right, yes.

    Same tensile strength.

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    I'm going to petition for an Old Bastard Forum. Specifically for the gout and nose hair threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I'm going to petition for an Old Bastard Forum. Specifically for the gout and nose hair threads.
    I've got news for you, buddy; You are, by the far, the oldiest, bastardiest, cane-shakiest geezer in here.

    I hate to see what you will be like when you actually attain the years to go with the growling.





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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I've got news for you, buddy; You are, by the far, the oldiest, bastardiest, cane-shakiest geezer in here.

    I hate to see what you will be like when you actually attain the years to go with the growling.





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    I don't deny it; I'll even volunteer to mod the Old Bastard Lounge. I was a born cane-shaker, and I already have a bad back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I don't deny it; I'll even volunteer to mod the Old Bastard Lounge. I was a born cane-shaker, and I already have a bad back.
    BOOOO-urns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I don't deny it; I'll even volunteer to mod the Old Bastard Lounge. I was a born cane-shaker, and I already have a bad back.
    I told you what to do about that back, skippy.

    Hit me up again if you need encouragement.


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    Just a stab, but you are lacking in the female companionship department these days.

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