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    Watch Out For Warrior Women!

    Funniest part of this was the second-to-last paragraph and one guy's comments:

    Marathon Mom Chases Down Bike Thief

    By Eliza Murphy
    Eliza Murphy









    Good Morning America/Courtesy Todd Tatterson -



    One thief in Seattle chose the wrong mom to try to steal from.

    Sarah Tatterson, 37, of West Seattle, Wash., is an accomplished runner, who has completed a dozen half-marathons in her lifetime. So earlier this month when she noticed a stranger walking up her driveway, entering her garage and making a quick exit with her husband's bicycle, her running instincts immediately kicked in.

    "I was in my living room. I had just changed into my running clothes and was folding a load of laundry before I headed out," Tatterson told GoodMorningAmerica.com. "I happened to catch out of the corner of my eye a man walking into my detached garage. I ran out there right away expecting that someone was trying steal something. As he emerged from the garage with my husband's bike, I ordered him to put it down and he chose not to."

    The man, whom Tatterson describes as in his late 40s or early 50s, looked her straight in the eye and still continued to take off with the bike, which only angered her even more.

    "At that point I was determined to get it back," she explained. 'I'm like, 'Sorry buddy.' He looked me straight in the eye and kept going with the bike which made me angry for thinking he was bigger and stronger."

    About 30 steps later, the thief realized there was no way he could escape the athletic mom and proceeded to ditch the bike by some trash bins. However, that didn't deter Tatterson from continuing in hot pursuit.

    "I just continued to follow him calling out for neighbors to call 911," said Tatterson. "He was probably late 40s, early 50s and clearly not an athlete. He was huffing and puffing and we got probably almost a mile down the road before the cops caught up to us, all the while asking me to stop following him."

    But there was no way Tatterson was going to stop.

    "I was planning on running six miles that day, but I could do 12 if I needed to," she said.

    Tatterson grew up overseas and says she's been victimized before, but never has experienced something as serious as this.

    "I've been stolen from many times before in my life," she said. "But nothing has gone down quite like this. It was an instinct, and I reacted in the moment. I didn't have much time to think about it."

    Even while running closely behind the thief, Tatterson, who just completed her masters in Pastoral counseling, was trying to reason with the man.
    "I was trying to get him to talk to me, and he wasn't wanting to talk about his feelings," she said. "The options were letting him go, or him going to jail. The full meaning of justice is that he'd be rehabilitated. I don't know who he is, but I hope he gets the help he needs."

    The man was charged with theft and criminal trespass in the first degree.


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      Isabella • 13 hours ago
      Wow, we have some strong women, criminals beware...how about that woman in Texas that took her carjacker down and then ran over him...Love it!
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      John • 10 hours ago
      A woman behind you, relentlessly trying to get you to express your feelings. And she can keep it up for miles. Every Man's nightmare.

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    would smash

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    Running a lot doesn't make you an "athlete," you delusional, self-satisfied cvnt. Would smash pissers with her but only from behind. I'm sure that athletic runner's hiney would be nice to look at as I void my balls way too quickly.

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    lol, the bolded is good stuff - nice find

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    Dude on the bike was also a smoker, stayed up all night, and had one leg. They are making this lady out to be the bionic woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Dude on the bike was also a smoker, stayed up all night, and had one leg. They are making this lady out to be the bionic woman.
    Pretty sure it's not about her ability to run, so much as having the balls to chase. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Running a lot doesn't make you an "athlete," you delusional, self-satisfied cvnt. Would smash pissers with her but only from behind. I'm sure that athletic runner's hiney would be nice to look at as I void my balls way too quickly.
    Wow, that was quick. I thought we were talking about a bike theft...

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    He continued to look over his shoulder at the marathon mom, attempting to beat her back with a turkey leg as he hummed Gary Moore tunes (an ominous foreshadowing).
    Last edited by jetstream23; 06-18-2013 at 11:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by long island leprechaun View Post
    Wow, that was quick. I thought we were talking about a bike theft...
    Things has issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Things has issues.
    STFU slim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    STFU slim.
    You must be a democrat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    You must be a democrat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Why don't you and your mushroom get the hell outta here! Maybe two weeks in Maine will help?


    And yes, I mean in Maine.
    Last edited by jetstream23; 06-18-2013 at 02:16 PM.

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    Hey dipshiz, how about next time you steal a bike and someone is chasing you on foot, YOU GET ON THE BIKE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Why don't you and your mushroom get the hell outta here! Maybe two weeks in Maine will help?


    And yes, I mean in Maine.

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    "Tatterson grew up overseas and says she's been victimized before, but never has experienced something as serious as this."

    LMAO!!!

    How frighteningly SERIOUS!

    I'd like to see this thundercvnt run from some of the hood rats in the parts of town with the "attached garages"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Running a lot doesn't make you an "athlete," you delusional, self-satisfied cvnt.
    +1. How about this part...

    Even while running closely behind the thief, Tatterson, who just completed her masters in Pastoral counseling, was trying to reason with the man.
    "I was trying to get him to talk to me, and he wasn't wanting to talk about his feelings," she said. "The options were letting him go, or him going to jail. The full meaning of justice is that he'd be rehabilitated. I don't know who he is, but I hope he gets the help he needs."
    So this "pastoral counselor" thinks that the best thing for a bicycle thief is to be sent to jail. Where he'll be "rehabilitated." In the name of justice. Srlsy, what a self-absorbed, self-satisfied cvnt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    would smash
    she would run circles around you...all the while taunting your pouch

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Things has issues.
    Things has a robe....a red one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    +1. How about this part...



    So this "pastoral counselor" thinks that the best thing for a bicycle thief is to be sent to jail. Where he'll be "rehabilitated." In the name of justice. Srlsy, what a self-absorbed, self-satisfied cvnt.

    So you are saying you prefer the death penalty in cases like this?

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