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    What's next? Instead of going to the laundromat they will be going to DSS?

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    Is it the mommy or the daddy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    LOLWTF?!!

    WTF is going on here?! I couldn't even continue watching with that HORRIBLE song! DAMN MY EARS!

    They should have made it en espanol... she looks like she makes a good taco
    Yeah, I bet she has a good taco..... take it to the car wash..... air dry that shlt.....

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    If he helps some kids out there who have to live in the reality that their parents are deadbeat a**holes, then it's worth it. Millions of little kids deal with this. It's pretty sad.

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    This new muppet will only be believable if they make him chromatically correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    If they insist on "keeping it real", it should also be a dad that was never around before the incarceration and contributed nothing financially to the childs upbringing while the state paid the mother welfare.....with our taxes.

    But I'm quite sure he will be some noble, societally wronged victim of the man, looming large in the childs life through the exchange of countless thoughtful letters and photos we will watch the muppet read with wistful fake plastic eyes.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.



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    Exactly what that Sesame Street video showed. A child receiving not just a card but a homemade one with multiple layers of paper and cutouts and ribbon. Geez, makes it seem as if mommy is away at summer camp.

    How about a muppet of a child who lost a parent to one of these deadbeats who killed someone in a robbery, a carjacking, just for fun, or whatever.
    :shakingpinkcane:

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    This is all I can think of when I hear this:

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/834...from-thaffner#

    "I got so much puppet ass, it could be from anywhere"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFB View Post
    This is ridiculous. They don't address other family issues. Why this one?

    My father was a pirate. Do you know how hard it was to tell people he was sailing the seven seas and dancing with mermaids while mom was home making empanadas and taking me to little league games. It just wasn't fair.
    Lollllz

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    Haven't watched Sesame Street in years. Are any of the puppets openly LBGT or have LBGT parents?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Exactly what that Sesame Street video showed. A child receiving not just a card but a homemade one with multiple layers of paper and cutouts and ribbon. Geez, makes it seem as if mommy is away at summer camp.

    How about a muppet of a child who lost a parent to one of these deadbeats who killed someone in a robbery, a carjacking, just for fun, or whatever.
    :shakingpinkcane:
    My brother used to make some pretty cool cards with folded up cigarette cellophanes and gum wrapper foils.

    I saw a guy make a Mona Lisa painting with a toothbrush and charred black chess pieces, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Haven't watched Sesame Street in years. Are any of the puppets openly LBGT or have LBGT parents?
    That's left to the puppeteers.

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    Sesame Street is getting too PC.

    I remember when it used to be all about the vowels, man.








    Also for the record all of these muppetts were probably high as f uck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Exactly what that Sesame Street video showed. A child receiving not just a card but a homemade one with multiple layers of paper and cutouts and ribbon. Geez, makes it seem as if mommy is away at summer camp.
    Exactly. So in reality, some kid sitting at home whose incarcerated progenitor hasn't shown interest in them since the day they were conceived in the rec-centre back room of some mid-day Communion party both parents crashed before the housing poleez broke it up when shots were fired...will be sitting home having this concocted lib view of the world mocking them as they eat lead paint-chips.

    Good grief.




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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    I wonder with Muppet Ragu would have been in jail.
    ...as soon as someone sews him up a new liver...

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    Next will be Ernie has a penis and Bert likes it.........

    this country is in serious trouble.
    Even worse, went camping this weekend with whole bunch of buddies and kids so kids vs adults in a game of manhunt... These f**king pu$sies would quit if we didnt play with Manority capture rules. It was never alike that with us, these kids will roll over in the future to danger. We're in BIG trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    Even worse, went camping this weekend with whole bunch of buddies and kids so kids vs adults in a game of manhunt... These f**king pu$sies would quit if we didnt play with Manority capture rules. It was never alike that with us, these kids will roll over in the future to danger. We're in BIG trouble
    Says the generation that was taught to hide under a wooden desk in the event of a nuclear attack.

    People were so friggin smaht back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Says the generation that was taught to hide under a wooden desk in the event of a nuclear attack.

    People were so friggin smaht back then.
    You dont even get the irony in that remark, do ya.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    Even worse, went camping this weekend with whole bunch of buddies and kids so kids vs adults in a game of manhunt... These f**king pu$sies would quit if we didnt play with Manority capture rules. It was never alike that with us, these kids will roll over in the future to danger. We're in BIG trouble
    +1.

    Friggin Rooskies would KICK OUR ASSES at Hide n Seek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    +1.

    Friggin Rooskies would KICK OUR ASSES at Hide n Seek.
    This guy gets it

    Btw where has dimitri been??

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