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Thread: 'Sesame Street' Creates a New Muppet with a Parent in Jail

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Haven't watched Sesame Street in years. Are any of the puppets openly LBGT or have LBGT parents?

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    does the new Muppet look like Aaron Hernandez?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    "He broke rules for grownups" LMAO

    Yeah, THAT'S the message you want to be telling to some little shlt rugrats with no parents.

    It's ok to stab that lady in the leg on the Subway... You're not a grown-up yet! You wont go to prison!

    LOL if i ever go back to court Thats my line. What did I really do here anyhow your honor...I broke a little grown up rule... no big deal.... heyy you know im a toys r us kid at heart your holiness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Exactly what that Sesame Street video showed. A child receiving not just a card but a homemade one with multiple layers of paper and cutouts and ribbon. Geez, makes it seem as if mommy is away at summer camp.

    How about a muppet of a child who lost a parent to one of these deadbeats who killed someone in a robbery, a carjacking, just for fun, or whatever.
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    They should have a young Jewish muppet whose parents were killed by Palestinian suicide bombers on a bus in Jerusalem. Then they'd be keeping it real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    They should have a young Jewish muppet whose parents were killed by Palestinian suicide bombers on a bus in Jerusalem. Then they'd be keeping it real.
    Or an young Eyetalian Muppet wracked with back pain, without nary a previous stitch to prepare him, wheeled into the emergency room, arse akimbo, for dissection and attendant hijinkses.

    I would dress up like a murse just to witness the involuntary bowel releases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Or an young Eyetalian Muppet wracked with back pain, without nary a previous stitch to prepare him, wheeled into the emergency room, arse akimbo, for dissection and attendant hijinkses.

    I would dress up like a murse just to witness the involuntary bowel releases.

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    or a brontosaurus muppet on a motorized cart munching a turkey leg (or small dino leg - however that works)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    If they insist on "keeping it real", it should also be a dad that was never around before the incarceration and contributed nothing financially to the childs upbringing while the state paid the mother welfare.....with our taxes.

    But I'm quite sure he will be some noble, societally wronged victim of the man, looming large in the childs life through the exchange of countless thoughtful letters and photos we will watch the muppet read with wistful fake plastic eyes.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.




    I stopped exposing my kids to that socialist, hand-wringing puke when I saw the FUgees sing "R" is for riot on one episode.

    R stands for something else, if I can help it, dammit.

    SHakescane;
    Not your best work by a long shot. Rant was weak, passion passable, believability moderate. You are slipping in the ranking department, precipitously.

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