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    Talking Got Accepted to Mursing School, b****es!!!


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    Must not have been a spelling requirement

    Congrats, Greg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Congrats man. My wife has been a nurse for 25 years and loves it to this day. Nursing school is really a weeding out process. It is much tougher than the actual job. Good luck.

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    Congrats bud!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Must not have been a spelling requirement

    Congrats, Greg


    Murse: A "MURSE" is a male nurse.
    "Gaylord Focker is a murse."

    Don't get the Greg part. But thanks for the congrats!

    Quote Originally Posted by TKasper01 View Post
    Congrats man. My wife has been a nurse for 25 years and loves it to this day. Nursing school is really a weeding out process. It is much tougher than the actual job. Good luck.
    Yea, I'm learning that. So far, I'm ducking the scythe. Working as a nursing assistant now and I love it. And I really love working with the nurses now, they're great.

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    Congrats bud!!

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    Wait....what the farg have you been doing all along?

    I thought you were doing this already.



    COngrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    A noble profession..... Good for you.


    What do you call a nurse with dirty knees????

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    Wait....all that medical advice so far has been guesses?

    Congrats.

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    Good luck man, a couple thoughts/words of advice

    95% of what you'll need to know as a nurse, you'll learn on the fly on your first unit. Just get thru school with decent grades.

    When you graduate, get rid of all your books and just keep your NCLEX study guide. The review sections encompass everything you need to know from all those other books.
    In fact if you got one now as a reference, it'd save you the trouble of looking thru all those extensive books when you need to. Saunders study guide is the best, most well laid out, and usable as a reference.

    I definitely recommend the Kaplan course for the nclex.

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    Oh now I remember, I mentioned in another thread, but anyways ... hopefully for you you're single as the profession is 90% female. Met my fiancee in nursing school, she's smokin and we work in the same hospital.
    The odds were stacked heavily in my favor.
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    Not much more of an honorable profession out there. Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    A noble profession..... Good for you.


    What do you call a nurse with dirty knees????
    What? Head Nurse?

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    That's fantastic, Jetworks!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post


    Murse: A "MURSE" is a male nurse.
    "Gaylord Focker is a murse."

    Don't get the Greg part. But thanks for the congrats!



    Yea, I'm learning that. So far, I'm ducking the scythe. Working as a nursing assistant now and I love it. And I really love working with the nurses now, they're great.



    Twas a joke. Both. This is still the hampur, right?

    Gaylord goes by Greg in the movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    What? Head Nurse?
    DING DING DING

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    I think it's ****tards now.

    But congrats anyway.

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    Is this school located in Grenada?

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    Gotta give you credit for entering a completely new, demanding profession after retiring from another demanding profession.

    Keep on keepin' on

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Wait....what the farg have you been doing all along?

    I thought you were doing this already.

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    uh, this.

    Are you Benjamin Buttons or somethin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    CONGRATS MAN! I have been wait listed two years in a row for Xray school so now im moving on...

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