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  • "Lend" Vladimir Putin your favorite watch or piece of jewelry

    11 55.00%
  • Start Tim Tebow as your favorite team's QB for the next 5 years

    0 0%
  • Go out for a late night drive with Aaron Hernandez

    0 0%
  • Live in Rob Gronkowski's broken down body the rest of your life

    8 40.00%
  • Be stranded on a deserted island with only Bill Belichick and a podium

    1 5.00%
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Thread: Hypothetical Question

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    Hypothetical Question

    You have 5 choices and must pick one. Would you...

    1. "Lend" Vladimir Putin your favorite watch or piece of jewelry
    2. Start Tim Tebow as your favorite team's QB for the next 5 years
    3. Go out for a late night drive with Aaron Hernandez
    4. Live in Rob Gronkowski's body the rest of your life
    5. Be stranded on a deserted island with only Bill Belichick and a podium

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    1.That's like lending a hungry bear a ham sandwich..
    2. Only if the league outlaws the forward pass..
    3. It's coming back alive that's a problem
    4. If Herpes can why not you??
    5.As they say in True Blood that's the True death..

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    I've got to go with #4

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    All of the above.

    I'd take them all to a deserted Island and give putin a ring in which he could 'kill a man with." I'd then have Bill B talk from the podium which annoys Putin so much he would kill Bill B with the ring.

    I would then tell Putin that a guy in the cave over there said he was soft around the middle and a capitalist. Putin would wrestle the bear that lives there and they would both die in the fight.

    I'd get Tebow to bless me with forgiveness for this horrible plan of mine and then send him on a walk with Hernandez who would go berserk and kill Tebow.

    I'd tell Gronkowski that Hernandez was a better dancer and Gronk would become enraged and kill Hernandez.

    Gronkowski would then drink fermented monkey urine and celebrate but break his arm, back and legs doing so and thus die.

    I would live like a king on the island and have plenty of cannibalistic food to live on.

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    all of those choices are nauseating

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    Gronks body. At least he bangs some hawt broads.

    I only own one piece of jewelry so I wouldn't want to part with that.

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    2. Start Tim Tebow as your favorite team's QB for the next 5 years
    Why is this on the list? Winning divisions and playoff games doesnt sound bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    Why is this on the list? Winning divisions and playoff games doesnt sound bad.
    Is that what we did last year?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Is that what we did last year?

    No, you said start tim tebow. He wins divisions and playoffs games when he starts. He didnt start here.

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    I dunno! am still thinkin, lemme get back to you on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    Why is this on the list? Winning divisions and playoff games doesnt sound bad.
    We have Mark Sanchez for that. He has more playoff wins then Tebow.,

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsFanatic View Post
    We have Mark Sanchez for that. He has more playoff wins then Tebow.,
    So does Joe Montana. But were not about to put him out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    Why is this on the list? Winning divisions and playoff games doesnt sound bad.
    I'm all for starting Tebow.

    Marion Barber fumbling and then Prater kicking a 51 yard field goal was all in the plans.

    Defense had nothing to do with that. All Tebow.

    I love 8-8.

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    I could care less about jewelry ... and that commie b*$tard may be fun to throw some vodka shots down with

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    Quote Originally Posted by TechJet View Post
    I dunno! am still thinkin, lemme get back to you on that one.
    Dude you're such a goof... i must say I lol'd though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    Why is this on the list? Winning divisions and playoff games doesnt sound bad.
    Bigger question - Why has nobody selected it?

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