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Thread: Woman's Water Tank Death Ruled Accidental

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Be funny if she jumped into the tank to escape the dude that wasnt really there and when she floated to the bottom, the dude that wasnt really there swims in front of her wearing scuba gear doing this




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    She was on the lam...wanted to tour the Sistine Chapel but took a wrong (cis)tern at Pismo Beach and met her Waterloo

    Vat's all, folks...water you gonna do?

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    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 06-22-2013 at 05:41 PM.

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    I heard that was the original ending of the Hangover...















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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    I heard that was the original ending of the Hangover...















    Water or milk is damn good for preventing a hangover

    too small of a portion is no good either


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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    I know. She accidentally unlocked a door and threw herself into a tank. Maybe I could buy a suicide but even that is far-fetched.

    If anything her actions suggest she was signaling another person. Or she was high as a kite.
    Not only can't Asians drive, they can't frigging walk either. Always bumping into people, perpetually lost while spinning around and scratching their heads. They still haven't mastered the idea that you just can't walk on an elevator because a lot of people might be coming out.

    I'm surprised more of them aren't floating in our water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    The water in your water bottle used to be someone else's urine.

    #thewatercycle

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