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    When's The Last Time You Bought a Greeting Card *****ES!!!

    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    Last month, or was it the month before for Mother's Day. I hate it, I pick a card with the least writing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    I have but I usually try to make them if I have time. I hate paying $5-$10 bucks for that crap. Besides, only I can really express my passion and devotion for my loved one. Everyone elses words are so empty, it seems.

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    Dear FF2,

    ah piss.

    Love, JI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    When's The Last Time You Bought a Greeting Card *****ES!!!
    Today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    Wedding card 3 weeks ago...now GFY and create a better thread or STFU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    Wedding card 3 weeks ago...now GFY and create a better thread or STFU.
    Did FF1 start better threads than these?

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    Never.

    They're gay and no one appreciates getting them. They just end up in the garbage 5 minutes after being opened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Never.

    They're gay and no one appreciates getting them. They just end up in the garbage 5 minutes after being opened.
    I second this along with wrapping paper and flowers. Pretty garbage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    Thinking of sending one to Lloyd's family?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Thinking of sending one to Lloyd's family?
    No, a thank you to you mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    ahhhhh - for ****'s sake; please stop shaking that finger at me.











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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Did FF1 start better threads than these?
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I second this along with wrapping paper and flowers. Pretty garbage.
    I agree. I put all my christmas presents in brown paper bags and throw them at my family members, telling them to "open their ****ty presents and **** off and die."

    Merry Christmas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Today.
    What was it for?

    Did you go sincere or humor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I agree. I put all my christmas presents in brown paper bags and throw them at my family members, telling them to "open their ****ty presents and **** off and die."

    Merry Christmas!
    Damn, that is deft.


    I keep every card I get; screw all you victims of prison sex - that is, you unfeeling bastards. Someone made a left turn and pulled out their wallet just for you...but because it reminds you of *that special time with Rocco the career criminal* you have to say **** all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I agree. I put all my christmas presents in brown paper bags and throw them at my family members, telling them to "open their ****ty presents and **** off and die."

    Merry Christmas!
    I came from a mixed family where we were yelled at to clean up all the paper mess 2.1 seconds after opening presents.

    AND DONT THROW OUT THOSE DIRECTION WITH THE WRAPPING PAPER!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post

    I keep every card I get;
    i always thought you were a male

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    Mrs. FF2® puts them on the mantle and then after the appropriate period of reverence I toss them. The more momentous the occasion, the longer they get on the mantle.

    I always feel a little bad tossing out those Picture of Our Family Christmas card. I mean it's a card, but it's a picture. and no one throws out pictures right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    i always thought you were a male
    How many polar bears are on your property?

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