Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 53

Thread: When's The Last Time You Bought a Greeting Card *****ES!!!

  1. #1
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    49,999
    Post Thanks / Like

    When's The Last Time You Bought a Greeting Card *****ES!!!

    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?

  2. #2
    Rookie
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    949
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    Last month, or was it the month before for Mother's Day. I hate it, I pick a card with the least writing.

  3. #3
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    In The Cone of Doom
    Posts
    6,989
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    I have but I usually try to make them if I have time. I hate paying $5-$10 bucks for that crap. Besides, only I can really express my passion and devotion for my loved one. Everyone elses words are so empty, it seems.

  4. #4
    All League
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    3,924
    Post Thanks / Like
    Dear FF2,

    ah piss.

    Love, JI.
    Last edited by NYJCAP2; 06-21-2013 at 09:22 PM.

  5. #5
    Veteran
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    1,874
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    When's The Last Time You Bought a Greeting Card *****ES!!!
    Today.

  6. #6
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    NC
    Posts
    18,353
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    Wedding card 3 weeks ago...now GFY and create a better thread or STFU.

  7. #7
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    great midwest -well not so great
    Posts
    8,828
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    Wedding card 3 weeks ago...now GFY and create a better thread or STFU.
    Did FF1 start better threads than these?

  8. #8
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Van down by the river
    Posts
    22,472
    Post Thanks / Like
    Never.

    They're gay and no one appreciates getting them. They just end up in the garbage 5 minutes after being opened.

  9. #9
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    742 Evergreen Terrace
    Posts
    11,050
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Never.

    They're gay and no one appreciates getting them. They just end up in the garbage 5 minutes after being opened.
    I second this along with wrapping paper and flowers. Pretty garbage.

  10. #10
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Phoenix, AZ (Jets Stadium Section 246)
    Posts
    35,734
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    Thinking of sending one to Lloyd's family?

  11. #11
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    49,999
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Thinking of sending one to Lloyd's family?
    No, a thank you to you mother.

  12. #12
    Bewildered Beast
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    SF via Strong Island
    Posts
    30,121
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.

    Have you EVER bough a card?
    ahhhhh - for ****'s sake; please stop shaking that finger at me.











    I need peace and quiet while I do my jailhouse tats.

  13. #13
    Bewildered Beast
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    SF via Strong Island
    Posts
    30,121
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Did FF1 start better threads than these?
    LOL

  14. #14
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Posts
    5,460
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I second this along with wrapping paper and flowers. Pretty garbage.
    I agree. I put all my christmas presents in brown paper bags and throw them at my family members, telling them to "open their ****ty presents and **** off and die."

    Merry Christmas!

  15. #15
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    49,999
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Today.
    What was it for?

    Did you go sincere or humor?

  16. #16
    Bewildered Beast
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    SF via Strong Island
    Posts
    30,121
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I agree. I put all my christmas presents in brown paper bags and throw them at my family members, telling them to "open their ****ty presents and **** off and die."

    Merry Christmas!
    Damn, that is deft.


    I keep every card I get; screw all you victims of prison sex - that is, you unfeeling bastards. Someone made a left turn and pulled out their wallet just for you...but because it reminds you of *that special time with Rocco the career criminal* you have to say **** all.

  17. #17
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    49,999
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I agree. I put all my christmas presents in brown paper bags and throw them at my family members, telling them to "open their ****ty presents and **** off and die."

    Merry Christmas!
    I came from a mixed family where we were yelled at to clean up all the paper mess 2.1 seconds after opening presents.

    AND DONT THROW OUT THOSE DIRECTION WITH THE WRAPPING PAPER!!!!!!!!!

  18. #18
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vermont
    Posts
    24,086
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post

    I keep every card I get;
    i always thought you were a male

  19. #19
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    49,999
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mrs. FF2® puts them on the mantle and then after the appropriate period of reverence I toss them. The more momentous the occasion, the longer they get on the mantle.

    I always feel a little bad tossing out those Picture of Our Family Christmas card. I mean it's a card, but it's a picture. and no one throws out pictures right?

  20. #20
    Bewildered Beast
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    SF via Strong Island
    Posts
    30,121
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    i always thought you were a male
    How many polar bears are on your property?

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Follow Us