it's my belief that 99.999999999 percent of greeting cards are purchased by women.
Have you EVER bough a card?
I have but I usually try to make them if I have time. I hate paying $5-$10 bucks for that crap. Besides, only I can really express my passion and devotion for my loved one. Everyone elses words are so empty, it seems.
I agree. I put all my christmas presents in brown paper bags and throw them at my family members, telling them to "open their ****ty presents and **** off and die."
Damn, that is deft.
I keep every card I get; screw all you victims of prison sex - that is, you unfeeling bastards. Someone made a left turn and pulled out their wallet just for you...but because it reminds you of *that special time with Rocco the career criminal* you have to say **** all.