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    Do you think you have what it takes to win?



    http://crabbygolightly.com/wordpress...test/83417675/

    Here’s a chance for the less-endowed to grow some and stand tall in defense of their …manhoods: On July 20, Brooklyn’s King’s County Bar will hold a “Smallest Penis Contest” to prove that ” good things can come in small packages.”

    So who's gonna enter?

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    Are you and your A-cups planning to be part of the judging?

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    Itty Bitty Titty Committee

    ROFL

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Are you and your A-cups planning to be part of the judging?
    I actually am going to go with a group of friends but I haven't asked if I can judge. I should

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    Please merge with "Woman are more attracted to bigger penises" thread.


    Thankee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I actually am going to go with a group of friends but I haven't asked if I can judge. I should
    yikes - what happened to you while you were away? got a nasty edge there.... :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I actually am going to go with a group of friends but I haven't asked if I can judge. I should
    Would this be like going out to a comedy club for the evening for you ladies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    yikes - what happened to you while you were away? got a nasty edge there.... :/
    Why do you say that ?! I see nothing wrong with looking at a males genitalia. I'm going there strictly for educational purposes. One could say it's even scientific.



    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Would this be like going out to a comedy club for the evening for you ladies?
    I was planning to go with like 3 girls and a couple of guys but who knows thats in like 3 weeks

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    2.5 inches of steel

    It's like a nub of rebar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    2.5 inches of steel

    It's like a nub of rebar.
    Like an acorn in a bush.

    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    2.5 inches of steel

    It's like a nub of rebar.
    Better put a cap on it. OSHA required, to prevent impalement.


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    I'm a shower not a grower-I might have a small peen, but I know how to use every foot of it-I call mine Anna...Anna Conda...etc.

    Fun Size doesnt seem like a lot of fun does it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gata
    I was planning to go with like 3 girls and a couple of guys
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 06-27-2013 at 04:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Why do you say that ?! I see nothing wrong with looking at a males genitalia. I'm going there strictly for educational purposes. One could say it's even scientific.
    that's fine - just seemed like you were calling out the lengthically challenged.

    My mistake.

    Sincerely,

    Mike Oxbig





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    measure mine from my b-hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    I'm a shower not a grower-I might have a small peen, but I know how to use every foot of it-I call mine Anna...Anna Conda...etc.

    Fun Size doesnt seem like a lot of fun does it?



    You're a shower, huh? Well I'm a tub.....

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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    measure mine from my b-hole
    Lol kinky stuff

    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    that's fine - just seemed like you were calling out the lengthically challenged.

    My mistake.

    Sincerely,

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    I wouldn't do such a thing since I have no knowledge of who's challenged in that field

    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    I'm a shower not a grower-I might have a small peen, but I know how to use every foot of it-I call mine Anna...Anna Conda...etc.

    Fun Size doesnt seem like a lot of fun does it?


    So do you think about your Anna-conda when Sir Mix-a-lot comes on

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    Both contestants and audience should be exterminated - what a trash country this has become.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Both contestants and audience should be exterminated - what a trash country this has become.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Both contestants and audience should be exterminated - what a trash country this has become.
    Sounds like Timmy is giving a thumbs down to this contest.

    Wait a minute! That's not his thumb!

    We have a contestant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Sounds like Timmy is giving a thumbs down to this contest.

    Wait a minute! That's not his thumb!

    We have a contestant!


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