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    Help find my tortoise

    A buddy in the city texted me this today. Has anyone seen him?


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    I'd be afraid to admit to that crime... I love my lettuce!

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    Poor turtle. Hope he is OK and not soup in some Chinese restaurant.

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    That's kobe24's tortoise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenwichjetfan View Post
    That's kobe24's tortoise!
    lol, I was thinking the same thing.

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    I blieve WCO is involved in the struggle and owns an Taurus, which is simbular.

    Was this in San Francisco?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I'm like, "Hey honey look, it's a turtle." She doesn't get it.
    Loosen the rope around her neck, oxygen aids cognition.

    Allegedly.

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    Maybe Gastineau snatched that little nigga up to protect his azz

    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=256827


    Quote Originally Posted by Gastineau99 View Post
    Nothing to respect about animal cruelty and exploitation. Rex is a f*cking jackass and an absolute buffoon for doing this. I was a Rex supporter in the past, but now I am done with this joke of a human. I hope for this season to be a disaster and have Rex crash and burn so I never have to see or hear this moron ever again as a member of the jets organization.
    Last edited by jetstream23; 07-09-2013 at 11:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Loosen the rope around her neck, oxygen aids cognition.

    Allegedly.

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    Yeesh. Depths of despair is right. Get the boat already. It's like a set of wings. Tell me your budget...I'll even pick it out for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    sometimes when i'm naked and bored i pull my scrotum up and over my penniz so it looks kinda like a tortoise. Freaks out my wife. I'm like, "Hey honey look, it's a turtle." She doesn't get it.
    That is terribly funny. Nothing says I love honey like some nut puppets.
    Hey its turtle
    Hey its a scoop of ice cream
    Hey its an alien brain monster

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    sometimes when i'm naked and bored i pull my scrotum up and over my penniz so it looks kinda like a tortoise. Freaks out my wife. I'm like, "Hey honey look, it's a turtle." She doesn't get it.
    Disturbing image in my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I blieve WCO is involved in the struggle and owns an Taurus, which is simbular.

    Was this in San Francisco?
    A Tauru'zz fo' SHO!




    BuT eye GOTS LETTUCE


    No dice flatfoot

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Loosen the rope around her neck, oxygen aids cognition.

    Allegedly.

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    FAIR BALL!

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    is Braylon the owner?

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    Oh no . . . the culprits . . . stilling the lettuce


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    the lettuce

    who haz them?


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