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    I fall for this all the time.... :(

    Naked woman distracts man as her accomplice robs his house

    (CNN) -- Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. It can lead to some unexpected consequences.

    A Tennessee man found this out the hard way when a woman dipped in his pool, naked, as her husband robbed his home.

    As he gawked at the swimmer for a good 20 minutes, the burglar got to work.

    He stole jewelry, medication and a firearm from the home in Crossville on June 27, CNN affiliate WKRN reported.

    How it started

    The couple, who live nearby, approached Stephen Amaral, with the wife asking if she could swim in his pool.

    The wife sent her husband to get her cigarettes, then asked Amaral if he would be bothered if she swam naked.

    Not a problem, Amaral said.

    "I went and got her a towel, she dried off and all of a sudden she was soaking wet again," Amaral told the affiliate. "I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn't have time for that, she wasn't ready for that."

    Sentimental value

    Amaral said not only did he feel violated, he lost an item that had sentimental value.

    The gun was a service weapon, used while he was a Mississippi deputy. He had planned to pass it down to his grandchildren, he said.

    Two suspects have been identified, presumably clothed, but no arrests have been made. The estimated cost of the stolen items: $2,000.

    That's a pretty steep price for a pool show.
    http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/10/us/ten...-nude-neighbor

    damn nekked women....
    Last edited by Peebag; 07-10-2013 at 11:52 PM. Reason: because I can you sumbeetches...

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    "I escorted are outside and asked her to church"

    Thas a southside move

    Another responsible gun owner AMIRITE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    "I escorted are outside and asked her to church"

    Thas a southside move

    Another responsible gun owner AMIRITE?
    as opposed to your move of asking her to Dunkin Donuts? amirite?

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    Mods please merge with shakin's skinny dippin thread. Or any thread started by southslide

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Mods please merge with shakin's skinny dippin thread. Or any thread started by southslide
    Eff this??? Eff this???


    No....


    EFFF YYYYOOOUUUUSSEEE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    "I escorted are outside and asked her to church"

    Thas a southside move

    Another responsible gun owner AMIRITE?
    southside wouldn't have gotten robbed.


    he would've called the cops the second she dropped trou.

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    You kids got nothing better to do?

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    Lol ... Let's see some pics of this lady ... A little nervous that she's from Tennessee

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