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    Sharknado

    So, when is SyFy is going to officially change their name to the Shark Fiction Channel?




    I DVR'd it last night, watching it tonight










    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ntcmp=features

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    They followed that up last night with one about a two headed shark terrorizing a boat load of mostly bikini clad chicks, including Carmen Electra and Hulk Hogan's daughter.

    I think the same movie company made both, along with such classics as MegaPython vs. Gateroid and Megashark vs. Crocasaurus. I wouldn't be surprised if some Hampurites were writing the scripts for these movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    They followed that up last night with one about a two headed shark terrorizing a boat load of mostly bikini clad chicks, including Carmen Electra and Hulk Hogan's daughter.

    I think the same movie company made both, along with such classics as MegaPython vs. Gateroid and Megashark vs. Crocasaurus. I wouldn't be surprised if some Hampurites were writing the scripts for these movies.
    And before it was some other shark movie, OctoShark or something

    Hey, if you're going to do bad movies, then do bad movies. They are definitely good at it.

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    I dvr'd as well I caught the first 15 minutes late last night when I got home. My review in a word is fantastic! Lol

    In honor of what is sure to be a best picture nominee I have invented the Sharknadotini which I plan on pounding this coming week while on vacation

    1.5 oz. Watermelon infused Belvedere vodka
    0.5 oz triple sec
    Juice of 1/2 lime
    Lime slice quartered
    Drop of Grenadine

    Vodka triple sec and lime shaken (not stirred) with ice in a shaker pour into Martini glass drizzle of grenadine (blood in the water or tornado if you prefer) quartered lime on toothpick as a dorsal fin garnish

    Repeat as necessary

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I dvr'd as well I caught the first 15 minutes late last night when I got home. My review in a word is fantastic! Lol

    In honor of what is sure to be a best picture nominee I have invented the Sharknadotini which I plan on pounding this coming week while on vacation

    1.5 oz. Watermelon infused Belvedere vodka
    0.5 oz triple sec
    Juice of 1/2 lime
    Lime slice quartered
    Drop of Grenadine

    Vodka triple sec and lime shaken (not stirred) with ice in a shaker pour into Martini glass drizzle of grenadine (blood in the water or tornado if you prefer) quartered lime on toothpick as a dorsal fin garnish

    Repeat as necessary

    Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
    C'mon JW, where is your adventurous side?? Try using some fish sauce!!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    C'mon JW, where is your adventurous side?? Try using some fish sauce!!!



    Lol you're right maybe a dash of Paul Prudhomme's redfish magic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    And before it was some other shark movie, OctoShark or something

    Hey, if you're going to do bad movies, then do bad movies. They are definitely good at it.
    This is true! Find your niche and excel.

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    I cant figure out how this has struck a chord with so many people. These cheesy shark movies come out all the time and you never hear a peep.

    But this one has blown up. Why?

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    Is it cause Steve Sanders is in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    I cant figure out how this has struck a chord with so many people. These cheesy shark movies come out all the time and you never hear a peep.

    But this one has blown up. Why?
    Maybe because its so over the top ridiculous is my guess.

    Next up: Sharks On A Plane

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    Is it cause Steve Sanders is in it?
    and Tara Reid.

    photos are before the weird boob job nip slip.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    I cant figure out how this has struck a chord with so many people. These cheesy shark movies come out all the time and you never hear a peep.

    But this one has blown up. Why?
    Because these sharks are dropping out of the sky! DUH.

    You thought you were safe avoiding the water. NOPE!

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    Tornados are bad. Sharks are bad (cool, but bad). Sharknados - ****, you can't hide from the Sharknado.

    And I would watch Sharks on a Plane.

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    Any poor slob walking down the street is Sharknado bait. Think about it...you can run but you can't hide.

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    ZOMG!

    How about just waiting it up until they asphyxiate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    ZOMG!

    How about just waiting it up until they asphyxiate.
    Little comfort when they land on your car and come through the sunroof at you... the Sharknado kills in seconds.

    #SHARKNADO! Number 1 trending topic on the Twatter today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    and Tara Reid.

    photos are before the weird boob job nip slip.



    Excuse me, Mr. Green has made it clear that this is not the site fo rthis material. Please remove it post haste before I am forced to report you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Maybe because its so over the top ridiculous is my guess.

    Next up: Sharks On A Plane
    Sharktopus was ridiculous. Half shark/half octopus. But that isnt getting the press like Sharknado. I cant figure out how this has struck a chord with millions of americans.

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