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    Water in the Loer Unit

    It's a problem?
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 03-16-2014 at 02:21 PM.

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    1) JT can probably help you out with this.
    2) Did you follow the directions?
    3) More information is needed as to your methodology when applying said device to said nuts and peniz.
    4) Did this affect your partner in a less than positive way? Was he/she impacted and if so, how?
    5) JW probably needs more info to come up with a complete diagnosis and treatment.
    6) My take on this is you should consider amputation of the offending blistered nutsack. I believe they refer to this as a nonutoctomy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Only the moment I rolled it started catching my pubic hairs and ripping them out by the roots
    There's your problem.

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    1) JT can probably help you out with this.
    WTF

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    Friend showed me a photo of his broke dick on his cellphone last month. He prefaced it with a narrative similar to Bushky's, full of detail and building tension, then whipped out the cell phone whereupon we all screamed like little girls. It was whilst tailgating prior to the NYPD Football teams championship game in SUffolk.

    If anyone knows what I'm talking about, it can only be described as a fried "black pudding". If you dont know what that is, call Karl Ehmer's and have them describe one to you.

    I'm sure Timmmmy has some sordid tail relating to his generlataiz, besides three balls. Perhaps involving fleeing from some chaotic scene whilst high.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Friend showed me a photo of his broke dick on his cellphone last month. He prefaced it with a narrative similar to Bushky's, full of detail and building tension, then whipped out the cell phone whereupon we all screamed like little girls. It was whilst tailgating prior to the NYPD Football teams championship game in SUffolk.

    If anyone knows what I'm talking about, it can only be described as a fried "black pudding". If you dont know what that is, call Karl Ehmer's and have them describe one to you.

    I'm sure Timmmmy has some sordid tail relating to his generlataiz, besides three balls. Perhaps involving fleeing from some chaotic scene whilst high.


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    He was also trying to fix his boat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    He was also trying to fix his boat?
    in a manner of speaking.

    but this is TMI, BIG TIME. yikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    2) Did you follow the directions?
    Does anybody? Directions are for gringos.

    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I'm sure Timmmmy has some sordid tail relating to his generlataiz, besides three balls. Perhaps involving fleeing from some chaotic scene whilst high.
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    Or battling a bee nest.
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 07-16-2013 at 02:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post

    Or battling a bee nest.
    Xactly. His life is one long shaggy dog story wherein the dog is a jerkass,




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    There's your problem.



    WTF
    I thought you were in the business of helping out disadvantaged lovers? No? My bad... apologies all around!

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    I think if you pm SG3 or SARe they can give you their expert opinions on this matter...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    I think if you pm SG3 or SARe they can give you their expert opinions on this matter...
    Leave me out of your posts, peabrain....unless you can find any post I've ever made here at JI that even remotely makes reference to you in any way

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    You should have bought a yamaha

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