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    ****book.com

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

    Chris Sevier, 36, filed a 50-page complaint in federal court last month claiming the supposedly innocent spelling mistake resulted in him viewing a plethora of pornographic images that 'appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male and lead to an unwanted addiction,' which then 'poisoned his life' and ruined his marriage.
    Sevier, an army veteran who on a Model Mayhem profile lists his age as 26, states in the suit that Apple should sell all products with an installed porn-filter. He is seeking damages from the company.
    'The Plaintiff is a victim of Apple's product that was sold to him without any warning of the damage the pornography causes,' the suit reads.
    'In using safari, the Plaintiff accidentally misspelled "facebook.com" which lead him to "f***book.com" and a host of web sites that caused him to see pornographic images that appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male and lead to an unwanted addiction with adverse consequences.'

    He added: 'But for the Plaintiff's use of the Apple product, the quality of the Plaintiff's life would have been much better and injury would have been avoided.'
    Servier goes on in the complaint to allege 'unfair competition' between the porn stars and his wife, brought about by his use of the Apple product, and thus 'interference of the marital contract.'



    Unfair competition. Those bastards!

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    What a punk, lol.

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    Think his wife is buyin it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Servier goes on in the complaint to allege 'unfair competition' between the porn stars and his wife, brought about by his use of the Apple product, and thus 'interference of the marital contract.

    "Interference brought on by his wife's seemingly odd reluctance to greet the complainant bent over and bare arsed in every room in the home whispering give to me in the bad place, Tiger."

    This sort of thing with kids screaming in the background.

    This guy's pulling a fast one, which is different than pulling one.... fast.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Think his wife is buyin it?
    Sure. Just like the married guy on a business trip whose GPS sent him the wrong way and he ended up at a college bar. After asking for directions from a hot college girl, he accidentally got drunk, the wind blew his pants off and his d!ck fell into her vagina in a stall in the Men's Room.

    These kinds of things happen because of poorly designed products like Apple Maps and Safari. He should get $100M in the lawsuit.

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    That's one doozy of a typo. God Damn sausage fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    What a punk, lol.
    Maybe he's Republican; his head tilts to the right


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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkeyeJet View Post
    That's one doozy of a typo. God Damn sausage fingers.
    Dang autocorrect!

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    What a waste of taxpayer money and the court's time. I hope this guy gets raped.

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    Story of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Sure. Just like the married guy on a business trip whose GPS sent him the wrong way and he ended up at a college bar. After asking for directions from a hot college girl, he accidentally got drunk, the wind blew his pants off and his d!ck fell into her vagina in a stall in the Men's Room.

    These kinds of things happen because of poorly designed products like Apple Maps and Safari. He should get $100M in the lawsuit.
    hey - faulty zippers are a real problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    hey - faulty zippers are a real problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkeyeJet View Post
    That's one doozy of a typo. God Damn sausage fingers.
    "ace" is typed with the left hand -- "uck" is typed with the left and right hands -- assuming he learned to type with two hands and didn't just hunt-and-peck the letters

    not even close, what a loser all around



    The end of the article is interesting:
    The complaint was filed the same month Servier was charged with aggravated stalking for incessantly emailing country music star John Rich.

    According to The Tennessean, one of the emails included a picture of a scantily clad Sevier draped in an American flag and covered in a substance 'believed to be representing blood.'
    WLF??

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Maybe he's Republican; his head tilts to the right


    From my vantage point, its left!

    looks like another light in the moon boots space cadet:


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    used same excuse with IT guy at work.


    and he laughed, laughed, laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    used same excuse with IT guy at work.


    and he laughed, laughed, laughed.
    Check for an Employee Fapvocate...they might give you a hand...help you stop suffering...discharge that anxiety...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Check for an Employee Fapvocate...they might give you a hand...help you stop suffering...discharge that anxiety...
    dude - do you have Jets Things' high school yearbook photo as your avatar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    dude - do you have Jets Things' high school yearbook photo as your avatar?

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    I think they need to have gavel to gavel coverage of these proceedings on HLN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    what? it looks like you.

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