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    At Saratoga B*****es!!

    Hit the ponies hard today, back again tomorrow and Sudnay. Caltron if you're up here let me know, you can buy me a few dozen beers

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    The flies and heat must be miserable. My advice, start drinking within an hour of yer bacon and eggs.

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    PHiSH was LAST weekend, brah

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Hit the ponies hard today, back again tomorrow and Sudnay. Caltron if you're up here let me know, you can buy me a few dozen beers
    It sounds like you've already had your few dozen beers

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    Say hi to Parcells and Fatcessa, ogay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Hit the ponies hard today, back again tomorrow and Sudnay. Caltron if you're up here let me know, you can buy me a few dozen beers
    This sounds like the beginning of an all too familiar bender of mythical proportions culminating in a temporary disappearance, a turned off cell phone, an angry frustrated wife and a perplexed employer quizzically eyeballing an office vacation calendar whilst reaching for the phone.

    ENjoy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    This sounds like the beginning of an all too familiar bender of mythical proportions culminating in a temporary disappearance, a turned off cell phone, an angry frustrated wife and a perplexed employer quizzically eyeballing an office vacation calendar whilst reaching for the phone.

    ENjoy!

    Sounds like he hugged his co worker! It's been "approved" by HR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Sounds like he hugged his co worker! It's been "approved" by HR!
    Oh boy...

    He took the bait! She wants his job, puts on a crying show behind closed doors so she can get a hug while crying...

    I wonder if he was already questioned about the creepy cellphone video clip of a poor damsel crying in a closed office while the boss is hugging and groping her.

    He definitely got one of those sh*thands!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Hit the ponies hard today, back again tomorrow and Sudnay. Caltron if you're up here let me know, you can buy me a few dozen beers
    Crap just saw this. I was there all day yesterday. Lost every race but one and had a blast. You going again soon? I'll buy you a genny cream ale.

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    Heading over to the SPA today from Stratton VT.... who knows? I may even be able to cash a rare Saratoga ticket (or maybe do as I usually do, give up hope of that and play the Monmouth Park simulcast)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Sounds like he hugged his co worker! It's been "approved" by HR!
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Crap just saw this. I was there all day yesterday. Lost every race but one and had a blast. You going again soon? I'll buy you a genny cream ale.
    Big spender, that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Crap just saw this. I was there all day yesterday. Lost every race but one and had a blast. You going again soon? I'll buy you a genny cream ale.
    genny genny ur the girl for me


    35 years ago I worked that gate down by the finish line as a Pink. A summer newbie traffic-directing pinkerton...I looked like a mushroom in that enormous trooper hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    genny genny ur the girl for me


    35 years ago I worked that gate down by the finish line as a Pink. A summer newbie traffic-directing pinkerton...I looked like a mushroom in that enormous trooper hat.
    A young WCO...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    A young WCO...

    +1


    LOL on the Starland Vocal band...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Big spender, that one
    It's his number one choice.

    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    genny genny ur the girl for me


    35 years ago I worked that gate down by the finish line as a Pink. A summer newbie traffic-directing pinkerton...I looked like a mushroom in that enormous trooper hat.
    Love your track stories. Hampur union?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    A young WCO...

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    Heading over to the SPA today from Stratton VT.... who knows? I may even be able to cash a rare Saratoga ticket (or maybe do as I usually do, give up hope of that and play the Monmouth Park simulcast)
    I'm surprised that the Saratoga regulars didn't respond to this for a meetup. Caltron and Shakin must have reached out in the chatroom.

    Take lots of pics, the three of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    I'm surprised that the Saratoga regulars didn't respond to this for a meetup. Caltron and Shakin must have reached out in the chatroom.

    Take lots of pics, the three of you.
    do we really want to see that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    do we really want to see that?
    Only if that twink Caltron is on his hands and knees taking it from both ends like the slut he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Only if that twink Caltron is on his hands and knees taking it from both ends like the slut he is.
    He's a Pinkerton?

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