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Thread: God Save the Once and Future King of England!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Indeed.



    Sheesh.

    I think there's too much paying for ancestors crimes going on in the world as it is. Beheadings?

    How about an incessant light tapping to the top of the skull, ala Benny Hill on the little old dude.




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    If done with an Acme anvil, then perhaps a "light tapping".

    Tell me - how many "royals" have ever admitted they are no better than the rest of this? That they and their ancestors were in fact not put here by God to rule over us?

    I count none.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post



    lol, gold!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post



    The instrumental music from the end of Benny Hill is now looping over and over in my head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    If done with an Acme anvil, then perhaps a "light tapping".

    Tell me - how many "royals" have ever admitted they are no better than the rest of this? That they and their ancestors were in fact not put here by God to rule over us?

    I count none.
    They put on their gilded knickers one leg at a time, just like you and me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I have alot of theories about things that often turn out to be true. My wife starts out annoyed, then ultimately is amazed when my prescience is revealed.
    I know how that is! People sometimes think I'm paranoid, and I warn them...
    And then they look at me frightened and in disbelief when they must admit I was right all along.
    Then they have the urge to ask me what I think the lotto numbers will be, but don't out of fear of getting stuck on an island on some bad juju numbers.
    (no chance I'd give them the right numbers after doubting my supreme foresight abilities... juju numbers all the way)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    I know how that is! People sometimes think I'm paranoid, and I warn them...
    And then they look at me frightened and in disbelief when they must admit I was right all along.
    Then they have the urge to ask me what I think the lotto numbers will be, but don't out of fear of getting stuck on an island on some bad juju numbers.
    (no chance I'd give them the right numbers after doubting my supreme foresight abilities... juju numbers all the way)
    Thats crazy.


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    George Alexander Louis -- the name chosen for the little tyke

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    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    George Alexander Louis -- the name chosen for the little tyke
    I thought they would go with a less pompous ass name than that. Aren't these two supposed to be hip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I thought they would go with a less pompous ass name than that. Aren't these two supposed to be hip.
    Loyal to the crown, swine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    George Alexander Louis --
    Loved him on Seinfeld. T-bone lol



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    The baby died because of how horrible the health care system is there.

    Sorry, guys.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    The baby died because of how horrible the health care system is there.

    Sorry, guys.


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    Yeah, the Duchess is on the public plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Yeah, the Duchess is on the public plan.
    The 40% to 50% off deal. Here.

    Crazy talk.

    My dopne cost 10k more. And I plumb stuff, peasant style.


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    The "ROYALS" can kiss the IRISH part of my ROYAL A$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by acepepe View Post
    The "ROYALS" can kiss the IRISH part of my ROYAL A$$
    The bunghole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I thought they would go with a less pompous ass name than that. Aren't these two supposed to be hip.
    Well, the initials are GAL, in case he doesn't agree with the gender society assigned him.

    Brains. It's why the royals are betterer than us'n.

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    I like the queen. She's pretty funny.

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