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    Not so glad that I am married...

    all I receive these days is a small dose of sloppy B & J while I still put a spit-shine on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moreno Valley View Post
    all I receive these days is a small dose of sloppy B & J while I still put a spit-shine on!
    Tell him to step it up a notch or you'll seek out the attentions of a professional.

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    Sounds like she's bored....


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    Maybe you didn't hear...

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    Mods, please merge with the Carlos Danger thread

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    Ever think she may want you to try on her panties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdJETSetter View Post
    Ever think she may want you to try on her panties?
    Or...... take them off.





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    Try a jolly peniz rings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Or...... take them off.





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    Silk is comfy, you should try it sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moreno Valley View Post
    Silk is comfy, you should try it sometimes.
    In all seriousness, have u ever just tried romancing the hell out of her one night?
    I never do, because of our little crumbsnatchers, but i think romance and just being nice gets lost in the day to day marital life.

    Just try one night to be as nice, complimentary, and loving as you can. She will be curious as to why you are acting in that fashion, but thats part of the magic.

    Open your wings;fly butterfly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdJETSetter View Post
    In all seriousness, have u ever just tried romancing the hell out of her one night?
    I never do, because of our little crumbsnatchers, but i think romance and just being nice gets lost in the day to day marital life.

    Just try one night to be as nice, complimentary, and loving as you can. She will be curious as to why you are acting in that fashion, but thats part of the magic.

    Open your wings;fly butterfly.
    TLDR


    Buy her some Molly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Tell him to step it up a notch or you'll seek out the attentions of a professional.

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    Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moreno Valley View Post
    all I receive these days is a small dose of sloppy B & J while I still put a spit-shine on!
    Don't talk to us about it, talk to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    TLDR


    Buy her some Molly.


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    McButter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdJETSetter View Post
    McButter?
    X

    Not the band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Buy her some Molly.
    Or rock Tom Ford.

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    u dont hit it right bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moreno Valley View Post
    all I receive these days is a small dose of sloppy B & J while I still put a spit-shine on!


    First post I read this morning, coffee spray everywhere.

    Quote Originally Posted by sdJETSetter View Post
    Ever think she may want you to try on her panties?
    Well played

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    Quote Originally Posted by kobe24jets View Post
    u dont hit it right bro
    I insert foreign objects to help the cause.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moreno Valley View Post
    I insert foreign objects to help the cause.
    ummm, "digits - pronto!"?

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