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    Naked & Afraid

    No no no, not another southside thread


    Anyone seen this show?


    No food, no water, no clothes, and you're paired up with a complete stranger for 21 days.

    http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/naked-and-afraid

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    Yeah I caught a couple of episodes. One in Africa and one on an island.

    Nothing was more gross that seeing that one chick with her lady bits submerged in that filthy watering hole trying to catch fish.

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    I caught most of the one from last night (Panama) that broad wasnt bad looking.

    I would have suggested some fellatio to keep each other warm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I caught most of the one from last night (Panama) that broad wasnt bad looking.

    I would have suggested some fellatio to keep each other warm.
    That broad is a cousin of a pretty good friend of mine. This show is terrible but I like it. My favorite part is the announcer at the end.... Jack and Jill proved they had what it takes to survive naked and afraid. Lolllll

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    Here is the cast:

    http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/naked-and-afraid/bios

    Here is the sequence I was talking about in my other post:

    http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/na...ud-fishing.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I caught most of the one from last night (Panama) that broad wasnt bad looking.

    I would have suggested some fellatio to keep each other warm.
    If this were about southside, he probably would have suggested they each wear snuggies to keep warm.


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    That show is terrible. Almost as phony as Bear Grylls.

    Survivorman is the only survival show worth a damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    If this were about southside, he probably would have suggested they each wear snuggies to keep warm.

    lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    That broad is a cousin of a pretty good friend of mine. This show is terrible but I like it. My favorite part is the announcer at the end.... Jack and Jill proved they had what it takes to survive naked and afraid. Lolllll

    I felt the need to cover my junk watching the whole show, out of sympathy. Who wants to forage for food with the risk of a caiman snapping at your junk? Pass.


    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    That show is terrible. Almost as phony as Bear Grylls.

    Survivorman is the only survival show worth a damn.

    You shake a good cane when riled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    If this were about southside, he probably would have suggested they each wear snuggies to keep warm.

    ROFL

    If I was on an island with that broad, I would fashion a barrel for her to wear, first thing. Shelter 2nd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Yeah I caught a couple of episodes. One in Africa and one on an island.

    Nothing was more gross that seeing that one chick with her lady bits submerged in that filthy watering hole trying to catch fish.

    lol nothing strange about that at all......a fish caught a fish.....been happening in water holes since the beginning of time.

    by the way I never miss an episode and dvr it......I'm hoping to one day see a hot chick and how the guy reacts when he get a boner....so far only one "doable" chick and the rest were scary in civilization, demonic looking in the wild.

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    I don't laugh at this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post


    You shake a good cane when riled.
    A compliment from the cane-shaking master.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post

    If I was on an island with that broad, I would fashion a barrel for her to wear, first thing. Shelter 2nd.
    LMAO

    "Hey don't we need to start a fire or build a shelter..."

    "First things first, honey. Let's get you covered up and... uh, protected from the sun. Yeah, that's right. Your face needs protection too. Christ."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    That show is terrible. Almost as phony as Bear Grylls.

    Survivorman is the only survival show worth a damn.
    Mountain Men is pretty good.

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    21 days. On day 5, when the serious hunger starts setting in, I'd spend the day convincing her how much protein there is in spunk. Then for the last 2 weeks I'd catch a morning hummer every day, and thank the placebo effect as she does all the foraging/fire-building/etc. until nightfall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    21 days. On day 5, when the serious hunger starts setting in, I'd spend the day convincing her how much protein there is in spunk. Then for the last 2 weeks I'd catch a morning hummer every day, and thank the placebo effect as she does all the foraging/fire-building/etc. until nightfall.
    ---excerpted from Mark's Management Secrets, 3 weeks on the NYTime's Bestseller List

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    If this were about southside, he probably would have suggested they each wear snuggies to keep warm.

    RMAO!


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    Given the OP, never have I been so reticent to wander into a thread.

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    The actual name of any Guy that went to a certain cell in a certain place I was at. Pretty sure I coined that term everyone got a chuckle and it stuck. Ahhhh memories in the corner of my mind

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