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    The C-String.

    Coming to a beach near you?

    Google it for more "interesting" pictures.


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    First word that came to mind was "c untflap"

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    I've been selling those for years. They look great on the right person, but the wiring makes them uncomfortable as hell for the woman wearing it. I thought they'd be popular, but they never took off. Perhaps rebranding and a new, sluttier generation of 19-20 year olds will result in a huge increase in sales... but i doubt it.

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    Is that what that is? I've been using one of those as my cellphone hands-free device.

    Huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Is that what that is? I've been using one of those as my cellphone hands-free device.

    Huh.
    lolz...

    that could work

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    I've been selling those for years. They look great on the right person, but the wiring makes them uncomfortable as hell for the woman wearing it. I thought they'd be popular, but they never took off. Perhaps rebranding and a new, sluttier generation of 19-20 year olds will result in a huge increase in sales... but i doubt it.
    Wait, selling?

    Is this why you're always holed up with all of these comely lasses with nice asses? C untflap sales?



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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Is that what that is? I've been using one of those as my cellphone hands-free device.

    Huh.
    Now your phone smells like fish.


    HEYOOOOO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Is that what that is? I've been using one of those as my cellphone hands-free device.

    Huh.
    That's Just f--king great, ROFLMAO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    I've been selling those for years. They look great on the right person, but the wiring makes them uncomfortable as hell for the woman wearing it. I thought they'd be popular, but they never took off. Perhaps rebranding and a new, sluttier generation of 19-20 year olds will result in a huge increase in sales... but i doubt it.
    you just need the right spokesperson, and we all know who that is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Coming to a beach near you?

    Google it for more "interesting" pictures.

    "Well, just don't stand there!, somebody get some glue!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Coming to a beach near you?

    Google it for more "interesting" pictures.

    IF I google, I'm not gonna see a picture of you wearing this in Provincetown am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Coming to a beach near you?

    Google it for more "interesting" pictures.

    I guess interesting... depends on which way she wears it.

    -

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    I've been selling those for years. They look great on the right person, but the wiring makes them uncomfortable as hell for the woman wearing it. I thought they'd be popular, but they never took off. Perhaps rebranding and a new, sluttier generation of 19-20 year olds will result in a huge increase in sales... but i doubt it.
    LOL, now u have 45 dusty crotch hammocks on your sales floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Coming to a beach near you?

    Google it for more "interesting" pictures.

    the skinny part of this thing looks dangerous to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    the skinny part of this thing looks dangerous to me
    Is that why you are mysteriously drawn to it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Is that what that is? I've been using one of those as my cellphone hands-free device.

    Huh.

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    The c string looks like granny pants compared to what they're selling on ebay.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/110938267632

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    you just need the right spokesperson, and we all know who that is...
    Amanda Bynes

    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Wait, selling?

    Is this why you're always holed up with all of these comely lasses with nice asses? C untflap sales?


    Lingerie sales certainly has it's perks.

    Quote Originally Posted by sdJETSetter View Post
    LOL, now u have 45 dusty crotch hammocks on your sales floor.
    You are not wrong (although the number is closer to 15)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    The c string looks like granny pants compared to what they're selling on ebay.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/110938267632
    Forget new waders...


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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Forget new waders...

    Must have been a chick who designed this (or someone who is completely unfamiliar with the ever changing nature of the male unit) Without adhesive my junk is out of that sock within five minutes of me putting I on. If you thought dudes trying to dig out a wedgie was distasteful, imagine how unsightly the complicated procedure of trying to reholster your junk would be.

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