Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 33

Thread: I Never Wear Underwear

  1. #1
    All League
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Wildcat Country
    Posts
    4,955

    I Never Wear Underwear

    Says SI swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen. Discuss.
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 03-16-2014 at 02:18 PM.

  2. #2
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    1,056
    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Says SI swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...erwear-2013128

    That's good, because she needs to save up for the many masks she needs to wear.

  3. #3
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Staten Island
    Posts
    8,919
    Quote Originally Posted by leftturn3 View Post
    That's good, because she needs to save up for the many masks she needs to wear.
    LOL, glad someone other than me said it first! Definitely has some androgenous semi-guy thing going on there. Kind of reminded me of Val Kilmer in a wig before I scrolled down to the boobs.

  4. #4
    Other than the funbags I don't understand why she's a model. Ok, she's also thin but there's no shape to her and she has very dude-like shoulders.

  5. #5
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Phoenix, AZ (Jets Stadium Section 246)
    Posts
    36,460
    Dude-like shoulders? Semi-guy thing going on?

    Maybe I need to be more picky but she looks like a pretty hot chick to me.



    You guys must date some amazing women!

  6. #6
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Staten Island
    Posts
    8,919
    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Dude-like shoulders? Semi-guy thing going on?

    Maybe I need to be more picky but she looks like a pretty hot chick to me.



    You guys must date some amazing women!
    She looks a lot better there. I think it may be the size of her head. She has the sides covered in this photo, so it doesn't look so casaba-ish. But the trade-off is the Rosie Perez forehead.

    Model = higher standard to bear. The nitpicking comes with the territory.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    She looks a lot better there. I think it may be the size of her head. She has the sides covered in this photo, so it doesn't look so casaba-ish. But the trade-off is the Rosie Perez forehead.

    Model = higher standard to bear. The nitpicking comes with the territory.
    It was definitely bad lighting in the first photo but I still think she's hot. Nice set of titties on that b!tch.

    It's a shame she doesn't wear undies. I'd love to wear them on my head.

  8. #8
    Practice Squad
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    Macon, Georgia
    Posts
    336
    It's often a matter of the photographers choice of lens, distance from the model and angle of shot. He most likely went with a longer focal length which would compress the image and in a sense make her features appear a bit thicker or wider looking than they actually are. You want that most of the time with models, but it can go wrong too. That's why people often say the camera adds 10lbs. It's actually true. If you get up close it can distort facial features too much. It's more visually appealing to be back away from the subject about 10-15 feet and use a longer lens so the features of the face are not distorted in an unpleasing way. I can tell that the 2nd picture of her is more of a wide angle lens. You can see more of the background behind her is still in focus. She's got a round face already so she will look better with less compression (widening) of her features.

  9. #9
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    742 Evergreen Terrace
    Posts
    11,307
    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    It's a shame she doesn't wear undies. I'd love to wear them on my head.
    I'd hate to be in her pants during the winter. Wearing model jeans, her twat prolly gets thicker calluses than Jorge Posada's hands.

  10. #10
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    The depths of Despair.
    Posts
    40,117
    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I'd love to wear them on my head.
    Underwear nestled tightly against an arse? Not an original concept.




    -

  11. #11
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    The depths of Despair.
    Posts
    40,117
    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    her twat prolly gets thicker calluses than Jorge Posada's hands.
    Touching.

    Have you considered a Childrens book?


  12. #12
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    In Morris Co., N.J. at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge, with Nick to my left n Rex to my right.
    Posts
    17,078
    Swimsuit model, not model.

  13. #13
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Un-Pleasantville
    Posts
    6,530
    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    She looks a lot better there. I think it may be the size of her head. She has the sides covered in this photo, so it doesn't look so casaba-ish. But the trade-off is the Rosie Perez forehead.

    Model = higher standard to bear. The nitpicking comes with the territory.
    Aside from the soft, inviting chest pilows, the 1st pic was a bit Larry Storch-cum-Pippi Longstocking-like.

  14. #14
    I admit.....

    The OP had me scared there for a bit because I thought Bushy was about to discuss his hygiene-habits.....

  15. #15
    All League
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Breckenridge, CO
    Posts
    4,066
    Thai tranny.






    Would still bang

  16. #16
    know how I know you're all ghey?


    you guys think girls like Kate Upton or Chrissy Teigen aren't "hot enough."

  17. #17
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Westchester Co.
    Posts
    38,311
    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'd hate to be in her pants during the winter. Wearing model jeans, her twat prolly gets thicker calluses than Jorge Posada's hands.

    yahtzee!

  18. #18
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Boynton Beach, FL
    Posts
    9,006
    Its one thing if your at a restaurant and your girlfriend slip off her panties and hands them to you under the table with a little wink etc. But to never wear panties is pretty gross.

  19. #19
    I would also agree the second pic is more flattering but still not entirely into the face.

  20. #20
    All League
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Wildcat Country
    Posts
    4,955
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    know how I know you're all ghey?

    you guys think girls like Kate Upton or Chrissy Teigen aren't "hot enough."

    I'm just impressed that a thread self-titled "I Never Wear Underwear" has over 400 views, eclipsing SG3's "My Hot Wife" and Rah-Rah's "Great Moments in Jets History."
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 08-13-2013 at 10:40 AM.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Follow Us