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    Found My Sausage Pants

    Rummaging around the old attic I found my sausage pants from the '70's. Wife says that I can only wear them upstairs, but it sure feels good to be stylin' again...except for the potential lawsuits from scaring the neighbors.


    Who else has a happy story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Rummaging around the old attic I found my sausage pants from the '70's. Wife says that I can only wear them upstairs, but it sure feels good to be stylin' again...except for the potential lawsuits from scaring the neighbors.


    Who else has a happy story?
    Like, more Park sausages mom, please? lol, wink.

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    We're going to need a picture of said pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Rummaging around the old attic I found my sausage pants from the '70's. Wife says that I can only wear them upstairs, but it sure feels good to be stylin' again...except for the potential lawsuits from scaring the neighbors.


    Who else has a happy story?

    Way to invalidate your clinical trial...



    Lady MacWCO might be right this time tho

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    avert thou art eye


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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Rummaging around the old attic I found my sausage pants from the '70's. Wife says that I can only wear them upstairs, but it sure feels good to be stylin' again...except for the potential lawsuits from scaring the neighbors.


    Who else has a happy story?

    I've never seen pants with pictures of sausages on them befo-------- ​oh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    We're going to need a picture of said pants.
    no please!!!

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    Found My Sausage Pants
    Was Fish cooking them for his family?

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    I am in my 7th hour of trying to think of a reply to this thread.

    I know there is one, but I cant quite grasp it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I am in my 7th hour of trying to think of a reply to this thread.

    I know there is one, but I cant quite grasp it.

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    I guess it's better than if he found his kielbasa skirt...or if he found someone's sausage in his pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Was Fish cooking them for his family?
    Overcooking them...but hey, no one died. It was a success in my book.

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    What is this thread about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Rummaging around the old attic I found my sausage pants from the '70's. Wife says that I can only wear them upstairs, but it sure feels good to be stylin' again...except for the potential lawsuits from scaring the neighbors.


    Who else has a happy story?
    The real question is did you wear it with your pineapple shirt?

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    Are you sure he didn't mean SNAUSAGE pants? Like trying the "peanut butter trick", but with meat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Rummaging around the old attic I found my sausage pants from the '70's. Wife says that I can only wear them upstairs, but it sure feels good to be stylin' again...except for the potential lawsuits from scaring the neighbors.


    Who else has a happy story?
    I'm so very happy for you. It's not often....

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