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    It wasn't me



    Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong"


    http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/
    Last edited by Fishooked; 09-08-2013 at 12:40 AM. Reason: gfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post


    Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong"


    http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

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    lolz

    Indian food makes for some eye-watering fahts. I cut a rat on an escalator (lazy man's crop dusting) the day after eating Injun and people behind me were hurling themselves over the railing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    lolz

    Indian food makes for some eye-watering fahts. I cut a rat on an escalator (lazy man's crop dusting) the day after eating Injun and people behind me were hurling themselves over the railing.
    Wah-wah Indian, or Indian Indian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Wah-wah Indian, or Indian Indian?
    Dots, not feathers. Apologies for the confusion. I love Indian food, but it invariably has me emptying my butt within an hour or so and the gas continues into the next day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I love Indian food, but it invariably has me emptying my butt within an hour or so and the gas continues into the next day.
    The key is dont eat it...in India.



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    I'm a covered wagon man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Wah-wah Indian, or Indian Indian?
    Native American (whose people came from Russiam and hence are neither native nor American in origin) is, I believe, the politically correct term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Native American (whose people came from Russiam and hence are neither native nor American in origin) is, I believe, the politically correct term.
    You and me have to party. Digits, pronto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Wah-wah Indian, or Indian Indian?
    Now where the hell have you seen a Native Indian restaurant anywhere in the United States?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Is this a true story? This has to be a fake.
    Open the link, mongo.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Open the link, mongo.


    That's a fake news site mongo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    I'm a covered wagon man
    Why let her have all the fun, amirite? You're the one that festered the gas in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    That's a fake news site mongo.
    Facts, schmacts.

    In other news, this guy ate all the dicks.




    Ok it was pies - but still - obesity lulz.

    http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/blogcategory/8/9/

    I think WCO's sense of humor is rubbing off on me.

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    Just noticed their disclaimer at the bottom of their site - I might need to add this to my email signature in Outlook:

    Please think of The Environment. Print out 50 copies of this page, on baby-seal-skin paper, then drive around in a diesel Humvee, towing 3 bigger Humvees, and a boat, littering copies out the window at nature reserves and other points of interest, before setting fire to a monk and barbequeing a couple of air-freighted whale steaks on his back, washed down with totally Unfair Trade coffee, while wearing child-labour made Nike shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Just noticed their disclaimer at the bottom of their site - I might need to add this to my email signature in Outlook:

    Please think of The Environment. Print out 50 copies of this page, on baby-seal-skin paper, then drive around in a diesel Humvee, towing 3 bigger Humvees, and a boat, littering copies out the window at nature reserves and other points of interest, before setting fire to a monk and barbequeing a couple of air-freighted whale steaks on his back, washed down with totally Unfair Trade coffee, while wearing child-labour made Nike shoes.
    Mehhh, I'd rather wear Adidas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Native American (whose people came from Russiam and hence are neither native nor American in origin) is, I believe, the politically correct term.
    Yeah. They might have all walked over the ice bridge that spanned the Bering strait, no boats necessary.
    Maybe one day someone will analyze how close spicy Asian food is to Native American derived foodstuffs heat-wise
    In Britain Native Americans used to be called "Red Indians" to distinguish from natives of the Raj

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