8:30- plays NBA Jam, does the dougie after successfully completing a D-Wade to LBJ alley-oop
9:00-Gets dropped off at his job at the mall, selling hats at Lids.
9:30-Calls mom to make sure his little brother is not in his room touching his sneaker collection
11:00-Goes to Champs Sports and looks at sneakers and jerseys for his lunch break
1:00-mom called, cannot pick up from work, must take public transportation home
3:00-Lil brother home from school. Attempts to beat him up and gets kneed in the groin
5:00-Plays B-Ball on the driveway, gets stuffed by the rim on a jam attempt.
7:00-Dad home from work, begs him for money to get a new LBJ jersey. Only has enough to purchase a Rony Seikaly fathead. Super imposes his own face over Rony's, places next to the Big-3 fatheads already on his wall.
8:00-Watches Bad Boys II, quotes the entire film
11:00-goes to bed, dreaming of becoming the 4th "heatle."