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Thread: How do I delete my account?

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    LMAO...This thread is almost as funny as EternalChampion's meltdown thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by isired View Post
    Alright, he's suffered enough. Billy, if you want to delete your account, all you have to do is place $1,969.03 in a brown paper bag and drop it in the trash can outside of our executive offices on the SW corner of 34th St. & 8th Ave.
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    My office building is on that corner. Seriously.

    Whoa.
    Stay away from that bag, skippy. Thats all we need, live posting updates from an AC blackjack table at 0245 a.m. as you plow through our loot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    My office building is on that corner. Seriously.

    Whoa.
    Where else would it be?
    Last edited by isired; 09-19-2013 at 02:20 PM.

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    I think they talked about this in the last Batman movie. A program that would systematically go around the internet erasing all history and evidence that someone ever existed.

    That's the one Billy needs. It would suck him right out of the JI message boards no matter how hard the moderators tried to please advertisers and keep his name and posting history on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    We tried. We've installed a comprehensive safety net here in 2013, but posters will sometimes fall through the cracks. Its inevitable. But, it starts with the poster taking the first step and admitting there's a problem and asking for help.
    I am confused. Did Billy not start this thread with a request for help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    I am confused. Did Billy not start this thread with a request for help?
    It has to be help for him being Billy, not help getting away from us because we are being us.... to him.

    Capiche?

    Dont be a confuse

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    It has to be help for him being Billy, not help getting away from us because we are being us.... to him.

    Capiche?

    Dont be a confuse
    Why did the 24 Hour Help Line disappear after the switch to the new format?

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    Seriously though guys, how do I delete my account?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    My office building is on that corner. Seriously.

    Whoa.
    lol, whatever, Clyde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Seriously though guys, how do I delete my account?
    Your account, much like your virginity, will never be gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    It has to be help for him being Billy, not help getting away from us because we are being us.... to him.

    Capiche?

    Dont be a confuse
    My mistake. Silly me. I withdraw the question.

    But while I have your attention. I was wondering... 32green, Billygreen.... any relation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Seriously though guys, how do I delete my account?
    Listen, every gay guy will tell you: butyl nitrite is the way to get your heart racing. Forget about "farewell threads".


    (But you should hit that with a buddy in case your heart stops.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Seriously though guys, how do I delete my account?
    Punch a vagina hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Punch a vagina hard.
    Might as well tell him to walk on Pluto or high-five Elvis.

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    T.E.S.T.I.C.L.E.S.

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    So far I am getting mixed results with the suggestions. Anyone else got something a little more concrete?

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