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    Banged The Oldest Cheerleader In The NFL last night

    Trying to leave the stadium, this old diva comes racing out of her parking spot as I come moving by, stylin and profilin'. BANG!!1


    Anybody else got a tailgate story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Trying to leave the stadium, this old diva comes racing out of her parking spot as I come moving by, stylin and profilin'. BANG!!1


    Anybody else got a tailgate story?
    Hey are you that guy my wife and I saw tooling around SF in an excalibur by the Betelnut restaurant area?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Hey are you that guy my wife and I saw tooling around SF in an excalibur by the Betelnut restaurant area?
    yes; if ogling was involved. If there was inappropriate touching, then that was me for sure.


    Was your wife impressed? My Friend say I look jaunty in an open cockpit.

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    Useless, without pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    yes; if ogling was involved. If there was inappropriate touching, then that was me for sure.


    Was your wife impressed? My Friend say I look jaunty in an open cockpit.
    Do you know the guy I'm talking about? It was like 7 years ago, he drove around all the time.

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    Had dinner with Michelle Obama a few weeks ago. She liked my outfit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post

    Thanks. I dig Ms. Newmar.

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    Ladies and gentlemen...the Boomtown Rats
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TdPRjcG8As

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxman View Post
    Useless, without pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    yes; if ogling was involved. If there was inappropriate touching, then that was me for sure.


    Was your wife impressed? My Friend say I look jaunty in an open cockpit.
    Haha....you said cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    I thought there would be more fur licking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    I'd have done her

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Trying to leave the stadium, this old diva comes racing out of her parking spot as I come moving by, stylin and profilin'. BANG!!1


    Anybody else got a tailgate story?


    She posted it on Cheerleare Insider. It read.... Got stalked by some old FUKK in SF, hit me on purpose and asked for a hand job in return for not calling the cops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    She gummed WCO!

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    No you didn't.

    P.S.

    You're old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    No you didn't.

    P.S.

    You're old
    Bullspit...I know who the Microphone Fiend is. My ship is real, yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    No you didn't.

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    You're old
    He was with an NFL cheerleading diva alright, except it wasn't on the west coast...


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    I bet posting that pic made your sack dance, liberace.

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