When I was nine months old I could hid the kiddie toilet from halfway across the bathroom 10 out of 10 times when I pissed. So I would dispute your claim that.....err, just saw that you said most accurate POSTER. Carry on.
I might be wrong, but I think I remember Jumbalaya saying he drank with this nut, and confirming he is an actual person.
Might have been around a garbage can fire or some such whatnot.
Jumba has drank with everyone including Jesus at the last supper.. He got Judas so drunk that he bet him that...Nah he doesn't want me to tell that story.. But the nut in question is real and used to be the original JetDawg..