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    Fiber One...Not Even Once

    If you hate yourself and like searing gas pain, by all means, fiber up.

    On the other hand, what the f ucking f uck with this stuff. Just don't make any plans after having any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    If you hate yourself and like searing gas pain, by all means, fiber up.

    On the other hand, what the f ucking f uck with this stuff. Just don't make any plans after having any.
    On the bright side, you can do a colonoscopy in the morning. So..you know...you have thaaat going for ya.




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    Self prescribed?

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    The Fiber One bars are pretty good...regular poo is a wonderful thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    The Fiber One bars are pretty good...regular poo is a wonderful thing.
    Regular poo is for suckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Regular poo is for suckers.
    Leave it to Beaver....

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    One of my worst experiences ever. I had brought 2 of them to work for breakfast. Aftet the first, I kept the 2nd one in my desk drawer for weeks waiting for the right moment to offer it to the next enemy that stopped by.

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    Maybe they should call it Fiber Two?


    I am confuse. Why would you willingly eat this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post


    I am confuse. Why would you willingly eat this?
    He lives as a numb-nutz. Prolly ate some leaves and nibbled some shiny objects just before the fiber folly.

    Throw a saddle on him and give kids a ride in a circle.

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    LOL


    Looks like you picked the wrong week for a distended colon

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Self prescribed?
    Free samples of these

    Big mistake.

    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    One of my worst experiences ever. I had brought 2 of them to work for breakfast. Aftet the first, I kept the 2nd one in my desk drawer for weeks waiting for the right moment to offer it to the next enemy that stopped by.
    Do you work in my office???

    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Maybe they should call it Fiber Two?


    I am confuse. Why would you willingly eat this?

    See above. Well they tasted good enough, not like ground up shagbark or anything.
    I mean, I could see how people would like them if they enjoy clenching their buttocks during meetings and conference calls and such.
    ALso if you like throwing down some brown several times a day it's good for that too.

    I'm too busy with the internet to be wasting time, taking dumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    He lives as a numb-nutz. Prolly ate some leaves and nibbled some shiny objects just before the fiber folly.

    Throw a saddle on him and give kids a ride in a circle.

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    usedtobeacoppa is on fire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post

    See above. Well they tasted good enough, not like ground up shagbark or anything.
    I mean, I could see how people would like them if they enjoy clenching their buttocks during meetings and conference calls and such.
    ALso if you like throwing down some brown several times a day it's good for that too.

    I'm too busy with the internet to be wasting time, taking dumps.
    Not fer nuthin, but takin a dump is definitely one of the unmentioned pleasures in life.


    Personally, I feel like a hundred bucks after my morning doot.

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    The opposite of Fiber One is what I had for lunch.

    Chinese Buffet.

    I will eat one now to bind up the system.

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    OK I'm ready to throw down, take the fiber one challenge. Nothing can make me poo iffn i dont want too. This Friday. Who else is in?

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    binding is good ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Not fer nuthin, but takin a dump is definitely one of the unmentioned pleasures in life.


    Personally, I feel like a hundred bucks after my morning doot.
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    Yeah, but it gets old after awhile. Especially when you have to get work done, AND you have to poop next to co-workers in the work bathroom.

    I usually try to limit those situations, Fiber One makes it impossible.

    Even worse is that my office building can't get a 4g signal where the bathrooms are located. #firstworldproblems

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    OK I'm ready to throw down, take the fiber one challenge. Nothing can make me poo iffn i dont want too. This Friday. Who else is in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Free samples of these

    Big mistake.

    what's the 90 stand for? Trips to the shmooataurium?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    what's the 90 stand for? Trips to the shmooataurium?
    Lol...I thought it stood for the mph at which his co-workers exit the shmooataurium upon spying Fish lope-walking into the can holding the back of his pantses.

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