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    OKLAHOMA SOONERS WR ALLEGED SERIAL MASTURBATER

    http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/16/oklaho...l-masturbater/


    At least the kid continues to work on using his hands.
    OKLAHOMA SOONERS WR
    ALLEGED SERIAL MASTURBATER
    BREAKING NEWS1016-trey
    Oklahoma Sooners wide receiver Trey Metoyer has a problem -- he can't stop masturbating in public ... this according to police docs obtained by TMZ.

    The sophomore -- who was a 5-star recruit out of high school -- was charged with 2 counts of felony indecent exposure after allegedly throwing a J in public on 2 separate occasions.

    Here's the breakdown, according to cops:

    8/29/13 -- Someone called police in Norman, OK to report a man wearing a blue shirt and blue pants pleasuring himself inside of a red Pontiac Grand Am.

    9/17/13 -- A woman called police saying Metoyer approached her while she was walking her dog and asked to borrow a pen. She went inside her apt. to grab it and when she returned outside, Trey was outside of her front door"masturbating in front of her apartment."

    The woman said Trey then asked her "if she would want the pen back."

    We're guessing she declined his offer.

    Cops say Metoyer initially denied the allegations -- but later acknowledged them and said " the incidents were a mistake and he was not thinking clearly at the time.''

    Metoyer has since left the football team -- so he'll have a lot of time on his hands. Hope he'll keep them in his pockets ...


    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/16/oklaho...#ixzz2hvQYVilt
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    Sign this Beast.

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    Draft this beast and then wipe the ball down after every play.

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    His cereal must stick together..

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    Sticky hands are a good thing for a receiver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsFanatic View Post
    Sign this Beast.
    lol seriously though who isnt

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsFanatic View Post
    Sign this Beast.
    Let him keep the pen.

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    Mods send to the Hampur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RMJK View Post
    Mods send to the Hampur.
    Okay, JI Patrol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 24 View Post
    Okay, JI Patrol.
    This topic is offensive pal.

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    What was it corn flakes?

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    I usually use porn, never tried cereal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RMJK View Post
    This topic is offensive pal.
    Why is this topic so offensive, but the thousands of Jets bashing threads by Jets fans are just what the doctor ordered.

    This is news, albeit strange news. Who cares enough to make a deal out of it. Just laugh and move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RMJK View Post
    This topic is offensive pal.
    Then I shouldn't mention the time I got caught jerking off in public with a zucchini hanging out of my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Then I shouldn't mention the time I got caught jerking off in public with a zucchini hanging out of my ass.
    It happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RMJK View Post
    Mods send to the Hampur.
    No, sticky it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Then I shouldn't mention the time I got caught jerking off in public with a zucchini hanging out of my ass.
    That was you? I thought it was a squash.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shea319now314 View Post
    That was you? I thought it was a squash.


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    Then squash was all the way up.

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